Insulting & Rude Expressions

Damn, so now i need to take a pic of my penis? ROFLMFAO
pyramider's Avatar
I always send dic pics. The ladies love the seasonal photos of my 1.3" of dangling death.
Mavs fan's Avatar
There is indeed a denture fetish. There is nothing better than a toothless blowjob. A girl with a glass eye is pretty awesome too.
Hercules's Avatar
Is it OK to send a sketch of my junk? That way it's art.
FunInDFW's Avatar
There is indeed a denture fetish. There is nothing better than a toothless blowjob. A girl with a glass eye is pretty awesome too. Originally Posted by Mavs fan
This is called a Velvet Rub.
DNinja69's Avatar
Well Hello Kaylee, I'm Mr Ninja. Nice post!