The What If's!

"WHAT IF" WE all spank Lnana,,,lol xoxo

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
Lexus: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
And me.
And me.
Marla: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
Lana: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
DFWRaven: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.


What if....life was like a Monty Python movie

If Life was like Monty Python..
We'd all be Dressed in Drag and Ordering Spam.... Oh Wait.. Some of us are Dressed in Spam and Ordering Drag...


Back To Holy Grail...
Marla... I Fart in Your General direction...
Dannie... You Wiper of Other Peoples Bottoms..Your Father was a Hamster and Your Mother Smells of Elderberries...


Yes, I know.. Lame comebacks.. But without getting personal and coming off like a Personal attack in retaliation of post 12... Actually post 12 is some Funny Ass Shit... For those at home keeping score.. Dannie and I go WAY back

What if I stand by without telling someone how I really feel about them?

What if I stand by without telling someone how I really feel about them? Originally Posted by PoppyToyota

Poppy,
After my divorce, I swore to myself that I would never ever go through the next half of my life with the "what if's"!

TELL HER!

I always catch myself and understand that if I'd just done things differently, I'd have just fucked them up a completely different way!

I have actually been thinking a lot about this topic, I think we all do as we get older. What if I never met and married the Succubus? Well then no daughter and now no grandson. So most what ifs I don't regret but I might have one that one that seems like a freaking movie. We had operated in the North of Thailand for about six months and I had taken up with a local woman. I was very young and we were crazy about each other. The A/O was getting very hot, lots of cross border action, so we were going to pull out. The night before the birds were coming to extract us we stayed up all night and talked about crossing the border and me just disappearing and going bamboo. The next morning I got on the bird, I am still haunted by the last thing she said to me.

Jack... Moving Story.... GO FIND HER.. Who knows..she might still have the same feelings

Go for it Jack.

The only thing you will regret is not trying.

I have big WHAT IF'S, but no regrets.

The "what if" game is a dangerous game to play. Looking back on my life now I can see a lot of missed opportunities in the past... things like taking my college education more seriously, choosing a different major and career path... and many more missed opportunities.

But at the same time I have to concede that I didn't have the wisdom and experience to make those choices then... and those poor choices have lead to the wisdom and experience that I have now.

Reply of the year!

1. You'd be looking at a lawsuit for being an "inappropriate" OB/GYN
2. It could always be worse...see next answer:
3. CKnox coulda been your baby momma Originally Posted by Dannie

Jack... Moving Story.... GO FIND HER.. Who knows..she might still have the same feelings Originally Posted by DFWRaven

A couple of summers ago, I was dreaming of her and could not stop thinking about her. The woman I was keeping company with, urged me to try to find out about her. I knew that one of us had gone bamboo, actually he retired and never returned to CONUS, became a successful tapioca farmer (no, not drugs really tapioca) it took a couple of weeks to track him down. I asked if he would make inquiries on the other side of the border about her. He called me back, she had gone on to the spirit world. I always kidded her that I couldn't tell if she was 14 or 40, I guess she was closer to 40.