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No No, these others don't know what they're talking about. Let me help !
Send her this photo of the place you've bought for you both to live ( the middle dwelling ). Let her know you sold your car to raise money to buy your fancy new home but it doesn't matter, everything you need is within walking distance. Buy her an umbrella. She'll love you more for it.
Let her know you've gotten on at the 24 hour McDonald's and you think you can get her on there as well, grave yard shift though, but only for the first year. Then she'll be a candidate for the the 4PM till midnight slot.
If not, Wal Mart is always hiring.
Live happily ever after - problem solved ?
Sorry, couldn't let this one pass. Check boredinsatx's post and live it.