FU*K Farts

Well if some rancid smell hits you after a queef, then you are already exposed. May as well get your nut. Originally Posted by SoftPlaceToLand

LOVE THAT RESPONSE

Girl I fell outa my chair when I read that! Thank you.

Happened not long ago with a provider I have seen regularly for some time. She was a little embarrassed, said it had never happened before. Next thing I know we are both laughing so hard we could not catch our breath. We both agreed later to never bring up the subject again.Works for me.

I have had women queef before and they don't smell, If i SMELL it then it's not a queef and after being exposed, it is had to finish I know this for a fact.

I have never had to leave are had any women fart when we were doggie but years ago I had a girl I had here legs over her shoulders pounding away and she farted, I got a smell of it and I started to go soft, but when I heard a noise and seen her dog leaving I got and could not get away from the smell so I started to get dressed and figured it was time to leave.

She got mad started to yell and then she raised up and got a Big nose full herself jumped up out of bed started apologizing and ran to the bath room, I was headed for the living room to finish getting dressed she came out all red faced and saying how sorry she was and that nothing like that had ever happened to her before.

A week later she more than made it up to me.

At the time I laugh at it after I left but it was years later that I became proud of it and the reason is, I KNEW what it is like to Fuck the SHIT out of a women.

I hope fucking the farts out of a women counts.

i love it when it 'talks' to me...luv it when they are squishy queefs...it means i am doin somethin right

I like it "talking" to me also, but "squishy queefs"? Ruins the mood for me, smell or no smell.