Hurry up, oinkboy!
Book your flights to Sana or Mogadishu while you still can!
Shit-stain is waiting! Her bags are already packed! We're just waiting on you to pick your dream destination!
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo!
Libya - Failed state, civil war, big ISIS presence.
Somalia - Failed state, civil war, home base for al Shabab terrorists.
Yemen - Failed state, civil war, home base for Al Queda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP).
Syria - Failed state, civil war, 300k+ killed, 3 million refugees, home base of ISIS.
Sudan - Ruled by Islamist regime, carrying out genocide against Darfur, 480k killed, 2.8 million refugees.
Iran - Largest state sponsor of terror on the planet, fanatical Islamic regime.
And don't forget to bring your orange bathing suits so you can fit in with the locals!
Come on in... the water is warm and inviting!