You are a hobbyist if:

You are a hobbyist if: u see a sign for ATM and automatically think ass to mouth!!

Idk y but I always think that!! lmao Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

that don't work for me
try
if you know where every ATM is

I have been guilty of, if a lady I like moves. I check my bank for ATM's near on the web. So no matter where I at, if short I know a ATM that's on the way to.

If: you know what someone is alluding to by the term "hobbyist".

If: you know what someone is alluding to by the term "hobbyist". Originally Posted by Ceremony

very true!....it takes one to know one

Thank you everyone for contributing!
Your comments made this thread very interesting to read.

Here is my final thought before I disappear for a week:

You are a hobbyist if: your smartphone thinks that correct spelling for "coming" is "cuming"

You are a hobbyist if: you look at the Windows of a hotel room across from your hotel or while driving by to see if there is a naked girl pressed against it getting fucked or fingered. Lol
Wishful thinking

You are a hobbies if: Every time You traveled for work after starting in the hobby I've always looked to see what the local talent was.

You are a hobbyist if: At church with mom on Easter there is an inappropriately dressed girl in front of you. As you are shaking her hand saying "Peace be with You" wondering to yourself "what if"

You're a hobbyist if you want to ask the cafe waitress whether she does OTC.

You know your a hobbyist... If every women you come across (work, in the store, at church) in your head you immediately determine the maximum amount you'd pay to fuck her.

You know you're a hobbyist if every time you see FB you think Fuck Buddy....not FaceBook.

you suspect everyone you know of being a hobbiest too.

If fuck you one in the morning and a different one in the evening, yeah baby! I plead the 5th lol

You're a hobbyist if you pay your monthly bills with what's left after you take out hobby funds.

You're a hobbyist I'd-
You fork over 200 for cfs when you could be getting bbfs for free at home.
Which is why I'm signing off- gonna go dick my wife.
Moose

You fork over 200 for cfs when you could be getting bbfs for free at home. Originally Posted by Cnymoose

Fuckin Sweet!!
I'll be at your house first thing in the morning.
Wait -- that's bbfs with your SO, not you... right??

Which is why I'm signing off- gonna go dick my wife. Originally Posted by Cnymoose

BTW -- pics? bra size?

You are a hobbyist if: your to-do list is actually a list of names (of providers)