Savannah, that's rude to assume that he has balls. He could be a eunuch who enjoys choking on sweaty balls at truck stops. Originally Posted by RocketSurgeonI have to admit I considered that after I posted.
My apologies
Plan B
On his ass cheeks either the one above his neck or below his waist.
Either should be suffice.
BTW,
OP..your signature was fine, & so is letting gentlemen know you are staying longer.
Enjoy your stay, be safe, & make some fun memories.
Ignore Teabag
I mean Tree top.