SL'S HOBBY POEM...You Poems Go Here

Well look at what we got here
It seems we have a rapper
Has a little style and flow
And his rhymes are very dapper
Im glad you know the ins and outs
If the ladies here im in towm
Ive had the pleasure of meeting
One gentlemen since ive been around
So im not a good one to talk
About the city's level of class
But i havent yet met a town
That can whip kansas city's ass
Best hobby town ive seen
The gentlemen there are real
And i hope some men here in town
Are also seen as ideal
Sorry Mr.footlong but
I dont k kw who youve seen
But i for one am not a ho
The thought is just obscene
But always remember
You get back what you give
So if you call as a gentleman
She may invite you to where she lives
If she ooens up her home
And you treat her like a lady
She will show you her set of skills
Instead of just being lazy
Good service isnt cheap
And cheap service isnt good
And tipping never hurt a thing
Not even your manhood
So try and make her happy
and shell return the favor
Not everyone's as enthusiastic as me
And not everyone likes the same flavor
Some ladies shouldnt be in the business
I hate to say it but its true
Some however love to please
And like me truly enjoy what they do
I just had one of my regular
Come all the way from Missouri
To see me here in Vegas
So he wouldnt have to worry
Hope you have a lady like that
One who treats you right
The kind you want to keep around
When you get an urge at night
So keep up the hunt
Please dont despair
The good ones are still out there
And that i truly swear

Well look at what we got here
It seems we have a rapper
Has a little style and flow
And his rhymes are very dapper
Im glad you know the ins and outs
If the ladies here im in towm
Ive had the pleasure of meeting
One gentlemen since ive been around
So im not a good one to talk
About the city's level of class
But i havent yet met a town
That can whip kansas city's ass
Best hobby town ive seen
The gentlemen there are real
And i hope some men here in town
Are also seen as ideal
Sorry Mr.footlong but
I dont k kw who youve seen
But i for one am not a ho
The thought is just obscene
But always remember
You get back what you give
So if you call as a gentleman
She may invite you to where she lives
If she ooens up her home
And you treat her like a lady
She will show you her set of skills
Instead of just being lazy
Good service isnt cheap
And cheap service isnt good
And tipping never hurt a thing
Not even your manhood
So try and make her happy
and shell return the favor
Not everyone's as enthusiastic as me
And not everyone likes the same flavor
Some ladies shouldnt be in the business
I hate to say it but its true
Some however love to please
And like me truly enjoy what they do
I just had one of my regular
Come all the way from Missouri
To see me here in Vegas
So he wouldnt have to worry
Hope you have a lady like that
One who treats you right
The kind you want to keep around
When you get an urge at night
So keep up the hunt
Please dont despair
The good ones are still out there
And that i truly swear Originally Posted by Brandi Grovey

Thank you!!!

The Alana Kay Story

I’m the hottest ho and really a looker
Schedule myself no need for a booker
No AA says my pimp everyday
Hell I bang them anyway
Bareback I do for only a few
Just like the other high volume do
I rack in my cash by making a dash
Then I post alerts and start to bash
My family is all dying not very nice
Even my grandma this makes twice
I suck and fuck the way I should
Then I’m off back to the hood
Foul mouth I have but I can suck dick
This makes me popular and kind of slick
Mess with me and you’ll get a slap
Leave me alone I’m dealing with the clap
My black boyfriend is a real nice fellow
Stays home and feeds my black kids Jello
These tricks are stupid as fuck
They come by bike, by car and even by truck
I take their money anyway can
Just try me once and you’ll be a fan

Jello is mostly sugar. How awful!