I just discovered something interesting about the Conservatives in this forum .....

My wife is 20 years younger than me and was the hottest dancer in Houston I ever laid eyes on. That includes Lynne Johnson, Anna Nicole and many of the dancers who became Playboy/Penthouse models. Thanks for the opportunity to brag. Enjoy your head wound. Originally Posted by gnadfly
So you married a stripper ? What a fucking loser - half the men in Houston have seen your wife's twat and I am pretty sure she's been fucked iknthr club from everyone from the average joe to the DJ- to the security and the owner.
You have a wife that is so hot but yet you still found your way to a hooker board to pay for pussy ? Does that make sense ? It's about as crazy as a multi millionaire going to a pay day loan place to borrow 1000 dollars when he has tons of money in the bank.

What year was she in Houston ? If she was there in the early 2000s I probably fucked the whore.
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  • R.M.
  • 05-26-2017, 05:02 AM
Luke I lost 35lbs over a period of time. Like five years. Thanks any way for the free advertising. Not sure why you have this obsession with me and weight. Are you jealous because you refuse to lose weight? Are going to go through your life this way? No wonder you are a miserable piece of shit. Go take a long look at yourself in the mirror. I did and started my weight lose plan. Its up to you. If you want to die early keep eating all that shit you do. I will live longer. You will be six feet under and I will still be doing my work outs in the mornings. So keep running around and talking about my weight lose. You will be six feet under. Hurry up too. Time is a wasting. Would you like me to send you some donuts?
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When are you going to come with something different besides the fat jokes ? Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
When you quit posting that you are a Fat Ass.
Those are some big man boobs you got there Lube, they must be At least a D cup maybe a double D cup the of fat-asses
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  • R.M.
  • 05-26-2017, 05:34 AM
My wife is 20 years younger than me and was the hottest dancer in Houston I ever laid eyes on. That includes Lynne Johnson, Anna Nicole and many of the dancers who became Playboy/Penthouse models. Thanks for the opportunity to brag. Enjoy your head wound. Originally Posted by gnadfly
I owned the boutiques at Ricks and Colorado. Lynne and Anna were pieces of work. I got into Pent House in Vegas after I sold my part of the stores. I needed a break after working day and night for two years straight. It was worth it though. Do you remember the Christmas parties and the soft ball teams we use to have? I met Anna over at Leggs.
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The men must all been or have been personal trainers and in great shape ... Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
Obviously not all conservatives because as you like to say you are the most conservative poster here.

So you married a stripper ? What a fucking loser - half the men in Houston have seen your wife's twat and I am pretty sure she's been fucked iknthr club from everyone from the average joe to the DJ- to the security and the owner.
You have a wife that is so hot but yet you still found your way to a hooker board to pay for pussy ? Does that make sense ? It's about as crazy as a multi millionaire going to a pay day loan place to borrow 1000 dollars when he has tons of money in the bank.

What year was she in Houston ? If she was there in the early 2000s I probably fucked the whore. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
It's all about strange pussy. What you have at home has nothing to do with it.
So you married a stripper ? What a fucking loser - half the men in Houston have seen your wife's twat and I am pretty sure she's been fucked iknthr club from everyone from the average joe to the DJ- to the security and the owner.
You have a wife that is so hot but yet you still found your way to a hooker board to pay for pussy ? Does that make sense ? It's about as crazy as a multi millionaire going to a pay day loan place to borrow 1000 dollars when he has tons of money in the bank.

What year was she in Houston ? If she was there in the early 2000s I probably fucked the whore. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
She told me she was a virgin.


I owned the boutiques at Ricks and Colorado. Lynne and Anna were pieces of work. I got into Pent House in Vegas after I sold my part of the stores. I needed a break after working day and night for two years straight. It was worth it though. Do you remember the Christmas parties and the soft ball teams we use to have? I met Anna over at Leggs. Originally Posted by R.M.
Damn that was a long time ago. Hasn't the boutique that was at the front of the Colorado been out of biz for 20 years? Rick's is where I met both of them. Stepped into the place twice since it became Onyx.
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The men must all been or have been personal trainers and in great shape even though the average hobbyist is over 50 and over weight. I assume when you guys see your hookers they just drool over you 6 pack abs and broad shoulders. Whom are you kidding - do you guys really think I am the only over weight guy that post here ?
When are you going to come with something different besides the fat jokes ? Even R.M was once a fat ass a few of her reviews mentioned she has a belly and she admitted she had to shed 35 lbs that's a lot of weight for a woman. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
Where do you come up with this stuff?
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If she was there in the early 2000s I probably fucked the whore. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt
Were you still 400+ pounds then?

Or was that before your brain was fucked up with shrapnel?
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Where do you come up with this stuff? Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
Bootie Campie
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I owned the boutiques at Ricks and Colorado. Lynne and Anna were pieces of work. I got into Pent House in Vegas after I sold my part of the stores. I needed a break after working day and night for two years straight. It was worth it though. Do you remember the Christmas parties and the soft ball teams we use to have? I met Anna over at Leggs. Originally Posted by R.M.
Did you get part of the settlement?
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Did you get part of the settlement? Originally Posted by MT Pockets
I would imagine there is a "confidentiality agreement"!

Recognizing you probably don't understand the concept, particularly given the propensity with ObaminableSupporters and LiberalMedia to fail to comprehend it, that means the parties ....

.. are contractually obligated to STFU!
Luke I lost 35lbs over a period of time. Like five years. Thanks any way for the free advertising. Not sure why you have this obsession with me and weight. Are you jealous because you refuse to lose weight? Are going to go through your life this way? No wonder you are a miserable piece of shit. Go take a long look at yourself in the mirror. I did and started my weight lose plan. Its up to you. If you want to die early keep eating all that shit you do. I will live longer. You will be six feet under and I will still be doing my work outs in the mornings. So keep running around and talking about my weight lose. You will be six feet under. Hurry up too. Time is a wasting. Would you like me to send you some donuts?
Originally Posted by R.M.
Free advertising ? You still only have 1 review and we are nearly half way point of the year. Nevertheless, if you lost 35 lbs over 25 years the fact is you were once 35 lbs heavier than your current weight and thereby a fatty.
I owned the boutiques at Ricks and Colorado. Lynne and Anna were pieces of work. I got into Pent House in Vegas after I sold my part of the stores. I needed a break after working day and night for two years straight. It was worth it though. Do you remember the Christmas parties and the soft ball teams we use to have? I met Anna over at Leggs. Originally Posted by R.M.
Proved that you owned boutiques ? So you went from business owner to a hooker ?
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  • R.M.
  • 05-26-2017, 11:59 AM
Why are you gay? Does your wife and daughters see the TheDaliLama
all on the same day or different ones? When did your wife get in the business? Did they go to whore school?