Men's Grooming

Kit-4-Kat's Avatar
What's that on the side? A little cock ring? lol j/k Cute, though. I have the professional quality WAHL clippers w/ all the guides. I could do left & right contoured bushes. :-)

Guys who do their own usually say they like having someone else do it instead. Easier on the nerves...
Rand Al'Thor's Avatar
I'll take #2 fade to top, leave the back and chops on the sides.
knotty man's Avatar
can you make mine look like Elvis?
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 04-20-2011, 05:02 PM
Mine would never look like Elvis.
Elvis didn't have near big enough nose.
Kit-4-Kat's Avatar
can you make mine look like Elvis? Originally Posted by knotty man
With or w/out the chops???

Mine would never look like Elvis.
Elvis didn't have near big enough nose.
Originally Posted by riday
Ball sack+ butt crack wax is preferable IMHO and a guy with those grooming habits will get tons more attention from me than an au naturale fellow. Just remember that your wife or SO might notice a sudden grooming change so have a story ready as to what prompted it.

* on a related note I'd like to remind the gents that it's not a good idea to drench your hairy nether region in cologne or even more sadistically your SO's perfume because you don't usually wear cologne and wanted to "freshen up" for us. I was the victim of such a man and sadly, he became my regular(he was a sweetheart and thought it would be nice to smell "nice" for me down there) and it took like 3 sessions before I could break the news to him that his wife's perfume on his pubic hair wasn't turning me on.
I tried the razor thing... and I got ingrown hair bumps EVERYWHERE!! Used a good lather and applied aloe afterwards.. still got tons of bumps!!
London Rayne's Avatar
I would love to help you out, but I am not allowed to go within 100 feet of any weapon. They just don't overlook things like they used to do.
London Rayne's Avatar
Ball sack+ butt crack wax is preferable IMHO and a guy with those grooming habits will get tons more attention from me than an au naturale fellow. Just remember that your wife or SO might notice a sudden grooming change so have a story ready as to what prompted it.

* on a related note I'd like to remind the gents that it's not a good idea to drench your hairy nether region in cologne or even more sadistically your SO's perfume because you don't usually wear cologne and wanted to "freshen up" for us. I was the victim of such a man and sadly, he became my regular(he was a sweetheart and thought it would be nice to smell "nice" for me down there) and it took like 3 sessions before I could break the news to him that his wife's perfume on his pubic hair wasn't turning me on. Originally Posted by Hannah Heresy
THIS!
nutinmuch's Avatar
Ha! You should have seen the look on my S.O.'s face the first time she saw the tree without the bush. lol She just stood there with her mouth open and didn't say a word. I was waiting for the questions about "who I did that for?" but they never came. I really enjoyed that look!
budman33's Avatar
I groom too, women give the balls and ass a lot more attention if they aren't flossing while they are going it. The stubble really sucks the first 2-3 shaves aftermath but then its just bi-weekly maintenance. Just dont use that men's Nair crap, omg the burnnnnn the burnnnn
Rand Al'Thor's Avatar
I tend to just go with Mach XXX razor, sometimes with shaving gel, sometimes not, scrape and repeat. I found using a slightly used blade is better than a fresh one.

I tend to just trim the asshair, not brave enough to take a blade to the wrinkles.
WyldemanATX's Avatar
Just tried the baby oil method that MaciLynn suggested. I think this is a good way to prevent razor burn.
Kit-4-Kat's Avatar
I tried the razor thing... and I got ingrown hair bumps EVERYWHERE!! Used a good lather and applied aloe afterwards.. still got tons of bumps!! Originally Posted by bluester
I actually researched this online a few years ago and will share this synopsis:

Using a single-blade razor is less likely to cause ingrown hairs or razor bumps & you should rinse the blade between strokes. Also, using an essential oil or blend such as the product Shave Secret helps the blade glide across your skin rather than bumping along on the waxy soap residue. The oils soften the hair & skin & don't require rinsing! Eucalyptus oil is very soothing, too.

I have to come clean though... I use a Gillette Fusion Power w/ 4-blades myself, but I've been shaving for years. *Well, not for the past 6 mos, but before then!!! LOL* Once you've established a routine of shaving, your skin adapts except for those w/ very sensitive skin.
Well I have found it best to use womens razors on mens privates. go one way with the strokes and vasaline afterwards no bumps or itching afterwards. I just did someone that hasnt been done in years 5 days later all is still good. But I have been doing it for 7 years.