To all you small dicked motherf*ckers . . .

If my dick is small, does that mean I can go up the poopie shoot?
I'm just kidding I'm not small.
bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 06-30-2017, 09:00 PM
I only clicked on this threAD because it addressed small dicks. I resemble that.
does that mean I can go up the poopie shoot? Originally Posted by Five star
Why do some of you men insist on being so crude?
daarakan's Avatar

Any cock below 6.5" is gold.

If you have a small dick that gets hard, then this one is for you!
Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Wait 6 inches is considered small? Apparently, I will be crying myself to sleep tonight. You are a horrible human being for destroying my weekend.
TryWeakly's Avatar
So 1.3 inches of dangling death qualifies, right?
pyramider's Avatar
The OP would love Three Sides and his OPTIODD. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Wait 6 inches is considered small? Apparently, I will be crying myself to sleep tonight. You are a horrible human being for destroying my weekend. Originally Posted by daarakan

Cry me a fucking river. I hope your tears keep your fireworks from going off.
If my dick is small, does that mean I can go up the poopie shoot?
I'm just kidding I'm not small. Originally Posted by Five star
I've got too much ass meat to go through. Long dicks are needed in the rear.
So 1.3 inches of dangling death qualifies, right? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
It's actually 1", maybe 1.2" on a good day.
I'm a 4 .
Richard Fitzwell's Avatar
To whomever it may concern,

Any cock below 6.5" is gold.

It's makes my job a whole lot easier and it doesn't feel like I've been ran through by a freight train and 20 box cars.

If you have a small dick that gets hard, then this one is for you!

Love,
Adrienne Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste

Well thanks!!!! High 5 and a chest bump to me!!
pyramider's Avatar
It's actually 1", maybe 1.2" on a good day. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Its 1.3" of dangling death. Butt everything is bigger in Texas. When I was in Upstate NY, it was only 1.25".
TryWeakly's Avatar
And 1" when it was snowing
rmrstyle23's Avatar
If that's what the op likes. Let there be. But I feel like I'm being discriminated against. Wake up lady its 2017 why the bigcockphobia lmao #Bigcocksmatter
Grace Preston's Avatar
Bigcockphobia?

Anatomy is anatomy. Just like some men are bigger than others... some ladies are smaller than others... just sayin'