Review: I suffered on for the cause... after I vomited... CL Melissa

I will never be able to shop at Walmart again without thinking of this

my poor brother...

I'm Wow! Dam! Wow!

PRIVATE]I am literally laughing and gagging at the same time. Your damn writing was so fucking descriptive I nearly lost my dinner. You must have nerves of steel my brother cause I would have run screaming like a little bitch. Oh man, you should write a book.[/PRIVATE] Originally Posted by Mr. Rogers

Awesome writing.... I read it again and again !! Lol... Too good man !!

+1

I am literally, speechless. Originally Posted by mrredcat43

You sir deserve a medal. Medal of HOnor. Originally Posted by Biggie_Smalls

Originally Posted by Mr. Rogers

She paid you only 40$? Youre cheap.

Damn that was gross. I would have never even gotten a boner let alone actually fuck her.

Random......
Every thought I've ever had in my life about being sexually adventurous has been completely obliterated! YOU SIR, have endured what no man should ever have to ensure! I find myself lost and wanting to cancel all my appointments to just reflect on my life after having read that.
I have never had so much respect and disgust for a person. BRAVO SIR! You are more of a man than I! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Just DAMMMM--that's just wow

This may be the best review I've ever read, and it makes me not want to have sex ever again.

Freaking GROSS!! The only thing I can imagine that would be worse is to be the guy stuck with this pig on an island somewhere and having the burden of regenerating the human race.

bwahahahahahaha!!!

damn good review.. very entertaining and i laughed my ass off.. you sir are truly gifted!!!

Imma go force myself to hurl after I stop laughing my ass off!!! Hahaha

Imma go force myself to hurl after I stop laughing my ass off!!! Hahaha

Originally Posted by HurleyDallas

Hahahaha