Another Corporation... bites the dust

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And you're still on the down-low with Bathhouse Barry, M T Brain Socket. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Hey thanks for the tip the other night. I was glad you liked the guy I set you up with. I promised he would not hurt your sissy butt too much. How could he WE all know bambino is packing a whopping 4 centimeters of pleasure.
He's Randy4Candy, he's very fragile...
I assume you mean IB, he did mention since he had been monogamous with you he could not handle much in the "Meat" department. Thankfully Bambino has came on board to help out with newbies and men like him.
Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Who is "we" Tanto? Originally Posted by LexusLover
Why thanks for the compliment. Funny that you should call me by my pet name in a thread about men not "having" or "handling"Too Much" Meat. LOL!
Are you sure you are straight? you seem to hit on me quite a bit.
I B Hankering's Avatar
Hey thanks for the tip the other night. I was glad you liked the guy I set you up with. I promised he would not hurt your sissy butt too much. How could he WE all know bambino is packing a whopping 4 centimeters of pleasure.

Why thanks for the compliment. Funny that you should call me by my pet name in a thread about men not "having" or "handling"Too Much" Meat. LOL!
Are you sure you are straight? you seem to hit on me quite a bit.
Originally Posted by MT Pockets
Everyone knows that queers like you and Bathhouse Barry swing dim-retard, M T Brain Socket. Keep sucking, M T Brain Socket, that's what your ilk does best.
I knew I should have put this in my Auntie Fee thread, fuckers

Takeadeepbreath says:
July 17, 2017 at 12:46 pm

I didn’t want to upset the Treepers and their cooking classes for healthy recipes, so I’ll post my contribution here instead. Just being considerate.

I have a great summer BBQ recipe. It’s healthy, and is very good for the soul. It is a modern twist of BBQ, like soul food fusion.
You will need.
1 pair of Reebok shoes (used).
An old, forgotten to be discarded Kellog’s box.
1 old Chobani yoghurt tub, preferably with mould on it.
i old flat can of Pepsi, or any other unwanted Pepsi Co product (is there any other kind!)
I gallon of diesel.
1 12 gauge shot gun.
1 lighter
I video camera.
1 YouTube account.

Go to your children’s cupboard, or your own, and pull out a pair of reebok shoes. The more expensive, the better. After all, this is soul food. Place shoes in a blender, on the highest setting, and blend until they are smashed into small chunks, always remembering to inhale the occasion.
Then put the pieces into the Kellogs box, taking care not to spill the contents. Put the box on the BBQ.

Next, take the can of Pepsi, or Pepsi Co product, empty it into a glass, and place the empty can on a wall. Take a 12 gauge shot gun, and from a close distance, blow it to pieces, whilst shouting “losers” at the top of your voice. You must take care during this process. If you are under 18, get a responsible adult to help you. Many readers have said that this step can be skipped, but I find it really gets the blood pumping to finish off the recipe.

Go back to the BBQ, and pour the diesel inside the Kellogs box with the chopped up Reeboks inside them. Turn on the camera to record, and ignite the contents.

Let that burn for about 2 minutes. Any more, and the YouTube viewers tend to move on, so 2 minutes is about optimum for the desired results. Take the stale Pepsi Co brand liquid inside the glass, and pour on the Kellogs box to douse the fire, taking care not to burn yourself.
Pour the burnt sticky mess that was once a pair of reebok shoes into the mouldy Chobani tub, and serve. To consume, place at the table and stare at the results with satisfaction for about 10 minutes. Then post to YouTube.

I have made this recipe many times, and find it is much better to use Reeboks from the members of your family who are entitled snowflakes, especially if it was you who bought them for the ungrateful little wretches to start with. Face facts, you bought them, and they belong to you. It really helps to eradicate the feeling of despair for having funded such institutions of the past.
Good Luck, and Enjoy.
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Actually, Adidas is short for Adi Dassler the founder of the company. He made his mark designing athletic shoes for the German national team in 1936. Yep, that team. You see Adi, short for Adolph, was a card carrying Nazi. He and his brother Rudolph, creator of Puma shoes were both early Nazis. So the Nazi company opposes Trump and supports the democrats.
Actually, Adidas is short for Adi Dassler the founder of the company. He made his mark designing athletic shoes for the German national team in 1936. Yep, that team. You see Adi, short for Adolph, was a card carrying Nazi. He and his brother Rudolph, creator of Puma shoes were both early Nazis. So the Nazi company opposes Trump and supports the democrats. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
NAZIoCRATS...

Liberals are stupid that's why he won.

Jim
Hey thanks for the tip the other night. I was glad you liked the guy I set you up with. I promised he would not hurt your sissy butt too much. How could he WE all know bambino is packing a whopping 4 centimeters of pleasure.



Why thanks for the compliment. Funny that you should call me by my pet name in a thread about men not "having" or "handling"Too Much" Meat. LOL!
Are you sure you are straight? you seem to hit on me quite a bit.
Originally Posted by MT Pockets
You just made yourself sound like a Fag Pimp, lol.


Jim
Yssup Rider's Avatar
You just made yourself sound like a Fag Pimp, lol.


Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin
There is no "Fag Pimp." It, along with all of your current fantasy, was created in a bunker under Twitler Tower.

By Zionists!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
There is no "Fag Pimp." It, along with all of your current fantasy, was created in a bunker under Twitler Tower.

By Zionists!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Oh I guess I hit a nerve, lol.

Jim
He's Randy4Candy, he's very fragile...

Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
That makes sense.

Trump won 40% of the women...when there was a "War on Women" going on.
LexusLover's Avatar

Are you sure you are straight? you seem to hit on me quite a bit.
Originally Posted by MT Pockets
Yes I am straight ....

Do you frequently think men are "hitting on you"*?

*And to be perfectly clear ... I mean "flirting" by "hitting"!

That does seem to be an "issue" with you, and some others on here.
LexusLover's Avatar
Oh I guess I hit a nerve, lol.

Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin
Yes you did, and that's a noncovered preexisting condition.
LexusLover's Avatar
Everyone knows that queers like you and Bathhouse Barry swing dim-retard, M T Brain Socket. Keep sucking, M T Brain Socket, that's what your ilk does best.
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
They do seem to drift in that direction frequently.

They let their "guard down" and their "true colors" emerge.
MT Pockets's Avatar
Everyone knows that queers like you and Bathhouse Barry swing dim-retard, M T Brain Socket. Keep sucking, M T Brain Socket, that's what your ilk does best.
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Sorry I am just the Owner. I did let Bambino show me his talent or lack of. I normally have one of my employees interview new guys but they all threatened to quit when they saw him. I did not think it made me gay, hell I am still not sure if he is even a man. Instead of being "intergendered", I think he is "Undergendered". Since you and him are so close, you would be a better judge of that.