What is the "naughtiest" adventure you've experienced?

Ahh come on Dog Soldier, instead of complaining about the Austin Forum why don't you add something fun. Originally Posted by PornPet69

Are you kidding? He would much rather complain about the attack pack and WK.....

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Ahh come on Dog Soldier, instead of complaining about the Austin Forum why don't you add something fun. Originally Posted by PornPet69

Yep like his contributions are like reading the Penthouse Forum! Dog Soldier is burning up the posts with his provocative complaining.....

I bet all the Ladies are getting wet just dreaming about how one day he may start a thread that irrupts us all into state of bliss...

OK, Boys... Be nice! *or no nasty bedtime stories for you!*

I've had many naughty adventures over the years, but the one that popped into my head just now was from Aug 2006. A client with a wonderful imagination and more than his share of kinky inclinations started out our appt by picking me up at my incall location for a ride. I was asked to wear a short skirt, button down shirt & no undies or bra. *oh my!*

As my date drove, he told me about his latest "find" and how he thought we might enjoy trying it out together. He reached behind his seat & pulled out some restraints w/ suction cups & deftly wrapped one around my left wrist & slapped the suction cup against the window on my right somewhat limiting my view as well as ability to maneuver. The other wrist joined the first quickly. He then proceeded to unbutton my shirt & fondle my breasts. Bear in mind we're driving through city streets around 9pm at night and in my neighborhood! *gasp*

Alternating between my breasts, thighs & pussy, he managed to get me pretty worked up as the fear of discovery gave me a shiver at every intersection or stop sign. A few people's eyes widened at the sight of the restraints on the window & one fella in a big truck got quite an eyeful. We spent at least 30 mins driving around then arrived at his hotel. I was given a hotel key & directions to strip, and "assume the position". In this case, kitty-style *ass up/shoulders down*, at the very edge of the bed w/ my arms outspread & my face down. Very vulnerable but I was pretty excited about the "take down" being on me rather than the other way around as is often the case for the infamous Kat. *ahem*

I won't do a ROS here in co-eds, but suffice it to say, that many toys & body parts were teased, tortured, enjoyed and satisfied during the next 2 hrs. It was one of my favorite escapades & I sure wish he hadn't moved out of state! Saw him a few other times, and certainly had other fine adventures to add to the memories.

OH! Like the "hat trick" he pulled on his bday. Two of his coworkers were invited back to his room to have some drinks & celebrate my clients bday. Now, first of all, both of these guys were TOTALLY hot! OMG! I felt like a princess!!! LOL My guy told them that I was a very naughty girl but wouldn't tell on them if they let me suck their dicks. So, they let me! One of them even fucked the hell outta me! Very nice... After they left, my client had his turn & well... his personal bday request... some strap-on action! That's a pretty neat trick for a 5'2" girl to find a position that works w/ a guy who's 6'5". Mmmm Tall guys! YUM! I digress... It was indeed a naughty night.

So, there... just a couple of adventures but certainly worth reliving in my mind & hope you enjoyed, too.

I may have to go molest myself now. LOL

I will see if I can slip this one pass the staff of my retirement home.

A lot more years have passed than I care to remember, One new years day I had to go Lubbock to bring back a truck. A friend was to give me ride up. We were in the old Doll House on S. Congress the night before, one of the dancers needed a ride back to T. Tec. On the way up she got horny and wanted to get it on. She was laying back on the fully reclined passenger seat, feet on dash, shirt open, me doing my best. A loud air horn went off. I looked up to see the driver of a truck my partner was passing flash an OK and a Peace sign. After a few more miles I took over driving ,partner took over screwing. Drop her off at her dorm, never saw her again.


WK suit ....rusty, squeeks, dented, binds, and general poor fit.

[he may start a thread that irrupts us all into state of bliss... Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

C'mon Wyldeman, lets hear some of your stories!

The craziest shit I have done was pretty straight sex, but it involved getting of the subway in Kurfüstenstrasse in Berlin one morning. I had done my home work - that street walkers hung out on Oranienburger Straße & Kurfüstenstrasse.

I came up the subway stairs & walked the kinda seedy street while checking out the 3 or 4 SW's. Most were skinny (drugs maybe?) & looked aged; I thought, shit, big mistake coming here; and then I see this really cute girl; may even have been a teenager. She was wearing a miniskirt and a bright sunny smile.

I walked up, made my interest known; she then walks me to this LSD Erotikmarkt, a large sex shop; the shop is upstairs & the video cabanas are downstairs. We get in one of the booths/cabana's and she tells me we have to feed the video machine. Now that was strange!

So, we do it on the nice plush chair in the video cabana; the shop apparently doesn't care as long as you keep feeding the video m/c. It was funny listening to porn while doing it, and having to stop & feed coins so we wouldn't get kicked out! She was a sweetie though, smelled nice and her hair was still wet; would'nt take her bra off, but moved it up so I could play with her pink eraser nips. CG of course; almost like in HS making out with most of the clothes on, or at a titty bar I guess.

That was a great way to start my day. One of my enjoyable encounters that I still remember to this day.

OK this is one that I consider a lot of fun with a twist of funny....

I went to a HS buddies wedding in VA a few years ago. After the wedding my friend his new wife, the maid of honer and the best man all go out for some drinks. I was already told that the maid of honer was looking to hook up and her hubby was in WI. They thought the best man the horn dog he is would be the one that would wind up doing the deed. The best man and I were sharing a hotel room. He had a broke leg and was somewhat out of commission.

While at the bar I was feeling very much of a do not give a shit attitude and laying it on thick with the maid of honer. I at one point asked if I could see her girls and she said no. I then replied I will get to see them and soon. Within minutes I reached over the table in the bar and took them out and played with them in front of everyone. The best man tells me he needs to go to the hotel and get some pain meds. The bride is from this shitty town and she offers to take him and come back so we can continue to have fun. I go over to the other side of the table and just start to make out with this blond big titty horny woman just as they are getting ready to leave to take the best man to the hotel. When my buddies new wife gets back the plan is now talked over in the Ladies room and my buddy tells me I am gonna get laid. Like he needed to tell me..

I am in the backseat of my car getting all hot with the MOH. Get to the hotel the Best Man is fast asleep on pain meds. We get in there and strip as fast as possible and just go to town. I did her ever which way I could all the while my roomy is asleep. After about 2 or 3 hours of nonstop action I look up and my friend is sitting up in the bed smiling giving me the thumbs up. I start to laugh and she says what are you laughing at which I reply he is awake. We then get under the covers and my buddy will not shut up. In fact he asked if I had any popcorn! At one point he told me to put more back into it. He continued talking about it at breakfast and he is not what you call a quiet talker.

Needless to say that was one of the best weddings I have ever been to.

You're a very bad man, Wylde... Very spankworthy indeed. >:-}

You're a very bad man, Wylde... Very spankworthy indeed. >:-} Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

I think you did spank me a long time ago....

Needless to say that was one of the best weddings I have ever been to. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

Sweet!

his personal bday request... some strap-on action! That's a pretty neat trick for a 5'2" girl to find a position that works w/ a guy who's 6'5". Mmmm Tall guys! YUM! I digress... It was indeed a naughty night.

So, there... just a couple of adventures but certainly worth reliving in my mind & hope you enjoyed, too. Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

thanks for sharing..quite a story...but who was wearing the strap on?

Took awhile to get where I (and Sonya) where intending but now we're rocking.

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I decided to get those edible panties at spencers for my first GF. She put em on and it looked like a red fruit roll up. I went to town licking those things and it tasted pretty good. I then looked up and she started laughing at me because it made my teeth all red. I had to go brush my teeth and wash that crap off my face. It also was stuck all over her whooha!

I also once stuck a banana up her pussy and ate it out of her. I let her tie me to the bed and tease me. I did not like that very much. I did however like it when she let me tie her to the bed and blind fold her. She did get really into that. Whip cream and cherries are always a fun food prop as well. I once sprayed whip cream all over her while she was standing up. That was fun because she was not expecting it...

I am not into whips and ball gags though. Tied up and teasing with food play is about as kink as I will go.

Banana Story
I was stopped over in Amsterdam over 15 years ago with this bald headed PhD guy from work. He got more excited as we got to Amsterdam, & I was quite square in those days. I finally asked him what he wanted to do. He just wanted to see a sex show...I agreed & went along.

One of the performers, a big black lady picked me along with 3 or 4 others for the banana eating show... of course none of us knew what we were being picked for. I was very reluctant; so she literally got a hold of my hand and pulled me all the way to the stage.

Luckily she let me get the first bite, so I didn't get too close to dining at the Y

Does collapsing a lung during a session with a guy who has a prosthetic leg count as kinky?...lol

Or is that just weird?.....

Alisha ...xoxo

Does collapsing a lung during a session with a guy who has a prosthetic leg count as kinky?...lol

Or is that just weird?.....

Alisha ...xoxo Originally Posted by Alisha1972

Only if the prosthetic leg was used as a sex toy.