How do you feel about this?

Since most of us hobbyists are balding old men, I think this visual is appropriate


maybe I'll begin carrying clothespins now

Did sound like a whoopee cushion? If that was the case it would freak me out.... Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

yeah, it was like a whoopee cushion, it just kept going for several seconds. what's worse is the chick would be rocking it back and forth trying to hurry it out but that sort of made it worse for me, like it was a fart.

it happened to me several times. could be a size issue or maybe i'm just picking chicks with cavernous pootangs.

it usually happens after i pull out of doggie, though it's happened on mish too. When it's quick it doesn't bother me, it sort of humanizes the experience. but once i see the flaps billowing for several seconds, suddenly it's all i can remember.

I don't mind them but where it grosses me out is when it just keeps going like a bad fart. I start thinking, "damn, you had a whole biosphere worth of oxygen contained in there." so that's not conducive to boners. Originally Posted by NewWave

OMG!! Sides hurt! Can't breathe!! That is fucking hilarious! LOL

Just so nobody gets the wrong idea, I'm pretty sure my pussy is not deep fried. I rarely eat fried foods, but I can certainly suck up some air. All the suction actually increases the pressure inside the vagina causing stronger orgasms. As long as the guys keep calling it amazing, I'll continue trying to be a good sport when they test her holding tank.

yeah, it was like a whoopee cushion, it just kept going for several seconds. what's worse is the chick would be rocking it back and forth trying to hurry it out but that sort of made it worse for me, like it was a fart.

it happened to me several times. could be a size issue or maybe i'm just picking chicks with cavernous pootangs.

it usually happens after i pull out of doggie, though it's happened on mish too. When it's quick it doesn't bother me, it sort of humanizes the experience. but once i see the flaps billowing for several seconds, suddenly it's all i can remember. Originally Posted by NewWave

Umm... Not to pry... but... Do you have a particularly fat cock? Those tend to increase the suction effects. *ahem*

P.S. If the answer is yes, PM me for a phone number!! LOL

j/k

*spank myself*

to me it totally depends on how nice the lady and pussy is, and also how long does the queef last.

if the chick is not so attractive and her pussy looks like it's been deep fried, then it adds to the grossness and i've experienced it first hand.

if it happens with state of the art pussy, then its kind of cute.

I don't mind them but where it grosses me out is when it just keeps going like a bad fart. I start thinking, "damn, you had a whole biosphere worth of oxygen contained in there." so that's not conducive to boners. Originally Posted by NewWave

I understand that. You know when you like someone their fart smells like roses. However, If you are just meeting someone and they just fart/queef or what the hell ever .. cute or not/small dick or big dick ..I'm going to say "eww nasty gross!"

Since most of us hobbyists are balding old men, I think this visual is appropriate


maybe I'll begin carrying clothespins now


Originally Posted by shaft.drive

Hey speak for yourself I got a full head of hair and so does my dad at 68.

Please excuse this brief hijacking: NW, please delete some PM's so you can receive my reply. You're storage quota has been exceeded, you busy boy! :-P

Hey speak for yourself I got a full head of hair and so does my dad at 68. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

yo
remember, i said most

to me it totally depends on how nice the lady and pussy is, and also how long does the queef last.

if the chick is not so attractive and her pussy looks like it's been deep fried, then it adds to the grossness and i've experienced it first hand.

if it happens with state of the art pussy, then its kind of cute.

I don't mind them but where it grosses me out is when it just keeps going like a bad fart. I start thinking, "damn, you had a whole biosphere worth of oxygen contained in there." so that's not conducive to boners. Originally Posted by NewWave

That's classic! I have only had it happen a couple of times in RCG but not until after I had a C section. Apparently they did not do it right ha ha, and my scar is barely visible even when standing. There is a little bubble above my pubic bone that makes my kitty look even better which I just loooooove, so I refuse to let them fix it!

I also don't mess with guys bigger than 6 inches, so my walls don't get too pumped lol.

Oh gosh London! You're too much!

I just don't think the act is sexy at all.

yo
remember, i said most Originally Posted by shaft.drive

I was just teasing ya.

I was just teasing ya. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

no worries mate

There is a little bubble above my pubic bone that makes my kitty look even better which I just loooooove, so I refuse to let them fix it! Originally Posted by London Rayne

mmmmm

I also don't mess with guys bigger than 6 inches, so my walls don't get too pumped lol. Originally Posted by London Rayne

I have never been prouder to be under six inches.....

Call me.....

I even measure from the asshole to the tip.....LOL J/K

I have never been prouder to be under six inches.....

Call me..... Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

Just what I was thinkin, but you actually posted..good man