Really Grinds my gears

Please realize that you're one of the few that actually reads showcases, profiles and websites.

A lot of guys just skim over all that shit and text whatever phone # that pops up. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste


That's true. No one gives a shit what your likes or dislikes are. They want to make sure the pussy looks clean and that your gfe. Js
Ok, it was brought to my attention that the info I ask for might be a nuisance if the guy is having to send it to, oh, say, four girls.

And if we don't post specific hours in our showcase (which I don't, because I can usually be available for reasonable hobby hours - not 2am of course. Be reasonable! Unless we have discussed that kind of time ahead of time)

But even a simple text or PM ahead of time that says, "Hi, are you available around 4pm for an hour?" to get things started, and not go ghost when I reply. That's just a pain in the ass.

I'm pretty quick about replying, and especially if I reply right away, I don't want to sit there with my phone in my hand like my dick in my hand and struggle to set an appointment with you for an hour.

If you give me the needed information up front, I can tell you "yes I am available, let me get you screened and as soon as I hear back from the ladies I will let you know".

Usually, if you do not have P411, there needs to be a couple hours notice to get screened.
Most girls do not have their phones lying in wait to respond to a message.
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Providers ads are posted so you can READ THEM.ALL INSTRUCTIONS ARE THERE!

E.g.
-Hey sweetie what area are you in ?
*it's listed
-What are your rates
*it's listed
-Are you available Friday?
*not sure. Today isn't Friday.

Or call WAY ahead of time for session and STILL LATE & not 10 mins late... 30 mins. KNOWING THE AREA YOU'RE IN BECAUSE AT THIS POINT HE HAS PHYSICAL ADDRESS!
Here's the BEST LINE EVER!
-Can we be "Catholic" I'm married?


Just READ THE PROVIDERS AD!! and Everything will be copacetic !

This is a GENERAL STATEMENT Originally Posted by Madeline Tze
I also don't understand what's so difficult about letting someone know if you are available on a specific day. It's called customer service. You provide a service to customers and if you want to be successful you must cater to the customer be polite and answer a few questions. If success is not important to you then keep handling your business how you like.
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Guys read????

Kidding, I kid.

While you are tired of answering the same questions over and over keep in mind that it's the first time a potential client has asked that question, so while you've heard it 1000 times he's only asked it once. If you show your frustration over a routine question you could scare the mice away.
It's kinda like the information booth at Disney. Originally Posted by L.A.
This is really how I try to think. And while I may get very frustrated with a question from a gent that obviously did not read (because the answer is clearly stated in a threAD or on my showcase) I always respond in a professional manner.
Guys read????

Kidding, I kid. Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
Yes. They read lips. Pussy lips
Can easily be remedied by taking down phone #. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
I deal with zero time wasters and I think its because I don't have my phone number posted. ...everyone who contacts me books an appt...

I prefer prebookings...things just go way better when you can plan ahead. Makes the hobby experiences very memorable imo.
I do tend to read a little...I mean you put it there for a reason. I also read reviews. So if your last 10 reviews are in the galleria, then all of a sudden you advertise in GP. I have to ask your location. The problem also isn't what you have put on your profile / ad...its whats not on there. Like a menu, specials, or hours. (not speaking specifically to the OP) Sometimes these things change as I have noticed, you ladies like to move around sometimes. Maybe you are YMMV, maybe you don't offer a specific service.

Case in point, I saw one of my AA hobby brothers saw a specific provider, now her ads say NBA. So when I asked if she was AA friendly...she lashed out at me similar to what the OP probably did. I didn't cause a fuss, just apologized and informed her that she saw a friend of mine...so I guess her preference changed.

Like someone just mentioned...be polite, even if its listed on your profile, just answer the question anyway.

Side note: some of these ads have way too much shit on them anyway. All we need is a menu, rate, price, location, and some pics. We are men...keep it simple for us. :-)
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Guys read???? Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
Short answer ... NO. Are there words in the Showcases.

Yes. They read lips. Pussy lips Originally Posted by Eva Damita
Shouldn't they be chewing those lips?
Short answer ... NO. Are there words in the Showcases.



Shouldn't they be chewing those lips? Originally Posted by pyramider
Don't remind me
Madeline Tze's Avatar
I have a bad attitude by expressing myself ?
So as a provider. Fuck that as a human I dont have the right to express myself?

Lmao and you're right hooker stress. We all get aggravated at some point. It doesn't stop the dick sucking! Because thats fun!!!

And every situation has a different solution.

And as I stated this is a GENERAL STATEMENT. Doesn't have much to do with what I post.

And to get so emotional about a general post 😂 why ?
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And I'm still trying to see how if this is a GENERAL post why are y'all bringing up my ad ?

So since y'all are.
-I don't like clients contacting me before they are actually available because YOU MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE. Lmao so logically speaking contact me when you are for sure that your schedule will allow you to do so.
So much in "life" happens.
I list my rates for what I'm providing.
And my location is always listed. Since I was in ftw I put 30 and university. That's not a huge area. It's 30 and university.

And bad tcb. Not at all. But i shouldn't have to address what you already seen. If you're asking additional info. No problem.
Be smart not simple.
*that's because my ad was addressed*

So for anyone who was offended. I do apologize. But i don't know any of yall. So it shouldn't have shook y'all would like that ��
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Literally the first words in your op talk about an ad :| ...
PeterBota's Avatar
Her fuckn ad says. " no harm in asking " wtf.
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Well that cleared everything up.

Seems like a sweet girl.
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And I'm still trying to see how if this is a GENERAL post why are y'all bringing up my ad ?

So since y'all are.
-I don't like clients contacting me before they are actually available because YOU MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE. Lmao so logically speaking contact me when you are for sure that your schedule will allow you to do so.
So much in "life" happens.
I list my rates for what I'm providing.
And my location is always listed. Since I was in ftw I put 30 and university. That's not a huge area. It's 30 and university.

And bad tcb. Not at all. But i shouldn't have to address what you already seen. If you're asking additional info. No problem.
Be smart not simple.
*that's because my ad was addressed*

So for anyone who was offended. I do apologize. But i don't know any of yall. So it shouldn't have shook y'all would like that �� Originally Posted by Madeline Tze
Dallas fucktards are much more sensitive than the Houston fucktards. Don't let it tense your taint. By the way, your Showcase is desperately lacking taint photos.