A session so horrible I almost quit the hobby....

Sticking my head in just once more to say a couple words: Booty Call.

It retails for less than $20. Mine is pink, but it also comes in black if having a more "masculine" color is a priority.

Her pimp was responding to his texts

Maybe the handler forgot to pass the information to the provider
Half of these providers don't even know what's in their ads

And then you have desperate hookers that will agree to anything and everything just to get the appointment.. with no intention of delivering of course

Name names Originally Posted by NubianPrince

Amen

Without going into all the details it sucks when your open and agree on activities and everything changes during the session. 5min into the session I was ready to leave....I should have.... I tried to stay and make the best of the situation and it just got worse and worse.

I'll just say this, ladies and gentlemen be clear about what you're looking and providers don't agree via post, PM, and text that something is on the menu when it's really not. I love the type of sessions where mid-session I already can't wait to come back....this was the exact opposite Originally Posted by Mr.Brown

Stop being a pussy and tell us the provider ! If you dont have big enough nutts to at least do the other men the favor then just leave the hobby...

This isn't dear diary why make a post if you can't tell anyone any valuable information?

If you think this post is going to make a difference without telling us the provider then you're in the wrong hobby...

Whores get away with fuckery because of tards like you who make bs posts but dont call them out... Smh

Maybe the OP has a stinky ass that it made the provider change her mind? Write the review instead of this pointless thread man Originally Posted by BLM69

Alcohol goes a long way

all we know (I think) is Pradise agreed to "video" and "TUMA".. she knows TUMA, but like she said, she is used to being the receiver, and has never given.. the "M'" part of that acronym could go either way.. video? she may have thought the camera would be behind her? whatever the case, it is unrealistic, IMO, to expect a lady to do TUMA while filmed, especially with no more remuneration.. I do think Mr. Brown was entitled to a good portion of his fee back, given that he was just 5 minutes in when the refusals came down.. I would be curious why he did not ask for some back (assuming he didn't, of course). Originally Posted by Chung Tran

If he didnt have enough nutts to end the session he doesn't deserve anyrhing back but what do you expect from a tard who likes his brown hole licked ? He can't complain about shit because he proceeded with the appointment...

all we know (I think) is Pradise agreed to "video" and "TUMA".. she knows TUMA, but like she said, she is used to being the receiver, and has never given.. the "M'" part of that acronym could go either way.. video? she may have thought the camera would be behind her? whatever the case, it is unrealistic, IMO, to expect a lady to do TUMA while filmed, especially with no more remuneration.. I do think Mr. Brown was entitled to a good portion of his fee back, given that he was just 5 minutes in when the refusals came down.. I would be curious why he did not ask for some back (assuming he didn't, of course). Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Chung, this is one of those times rare times when I have to disagree with you. It is well understood that TUMA is performed on the man, whereas TUHA is performed on the lady. A professional provider should know the distinction before she agrees to it. Back licking, really? C'mon! Who did she think she was fooling with that?

And Amiliah: why is it that once we get a break from one screeching harpy another one like you always comes along?

Chung, this is one of those times rare times when I have to disagree. It is well understood that TUMA is performed on the man, whereas TUHA is performed on the lady. A professional provider should know the lingo before she agrees to it. Back licking, really? C'mon! Originally Posted by Brandofan

I disagree Ive never heard TUHA show me a review that has that listed in the activities... You are giving tards way ro much credit because not everyone thinks like you ijs...

This is why I don't fuck with acronyms. Just be a normal person and divulge your desires once screened. Although I prefer to and attract those who go with the flow, if a specific act is imperative, I want to hear normal jargon instead of acronyms.

Acronyms are like training wheels, as is the board. Once one has had enough practice engaging with real, live humans, take the wheels off.

There is an entire thread (several actually) that explain all the acronyms. It isn't rocket science.

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=815391

Nonetheless if a client asks for a service you don't recognize or understand don't just blindly agree to it anyway! Ask or figure it out. Be professional.

This is why I don't fuck with acronyms. Just be a normal person and divulge your desires once screened. Although I prefer to and attract those who go with the flow, if a specific act is imperative, I want to hear normal jargon instead of acronyms.

Acronyms are like training wheels, as is the board. Once one has had enough practice engaging with real, live humans, take the wheels off. Originally Posted by Eva Damita

I only talk activities face to face.

Or maybe she does do TUMA, but when said client showed his asshole it was hairy, hemorrhoidial, had a piece of toilet paper or some other monstrosity going on down there. Assholes are disgusting, but some look better than others...maybe she was grossed the fuck out and played dumb as not to hurt a grown mans feelings about NAS...nasty asshole syndrome. I could be stretching...lol.
This is why I don't lick, play, insert, tease or anything else to do with assholes.

Or maybe she does do TUMA, but when said client showed his asshole it was hairy, hemorrhoidial, had a piece of toilet paper or some other monstrosity going on down there. Assholes are disgusting, but some look better than others...maybe she was grossed the fuck out and played dumb as not to hurt a grown mans feelings about NAS...nasty asshole syndrome. I could be stretching...lol.
This is why I don't lick, play, insert, tease or anything else to do with assholes. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

That reminds me to get my a-hole shaved, I haven't seen mine it in over 30 years so it might be a bit hairy.

Maybe it wasn't up to the OPs expectations. However, bad enough to quit the hobby? He didn't even see a guy hiding in the shower..... Standards set a bit too high for the listed price, whether or not he stayed for the entire time.