Collette's public facial with Laylaheights

I've been to multiple swing clubs and I never understand the buzz about Collette's. It is a club where vanilla people go to say they went to a swing club. If you are a voyeur or exhibitionist that's cool, but I can hardly say that the club or the people that go there is anything noteworthy. Upscale, classy place? Yes. Stuck up people that hardly play? Yes. DFW players is way better.

I'm glad OP went there and had a fun time, but I've gone all of two times and got bored out of my mind after an hour an left, a first for myself at a swing club.

If you want to talk about bucket list stuff, that is more along the lines of a couple's cruise, Hedonism, or hotel take overs for multiple days, one of which I just got back from. Just an example, I had a 27 year old SMOKING hottie do a bukkake where she swallowed 13 guy IN A ROW.

Anyone that really wants to attend a real to a swing/sex party, let me know.
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I've been to multiple swing clubs and I never understand the buzz about Collette's. It is a club where vanilla people go to say they went to a swing club. If you are a voyeur or exhibitionist that's cool, but I can hardly say that the club or the people that go there is anything noteworthy. Upscale, classy place? Yes. Stuck up people that hardly play? Yes. DFW players is way better.

I'm glad OP went there and had a fun time, but I've gone all of two times and got bored out of my mind after an hour an left, a first for myself at a swing club.

If you want to talk about bucket list stuff, that is more along the lines of a couple's cruise, Hedonism, or hotel take overs for multiple days, one of which I just got back from. Just an example, I had a 27 year old SMOKING hottie do a bukkake where she swallowed 13 guy IN A ROW.

Anyone that really wants to attend a real to a swing/sex party, let me know. Originally Posted by BBCDFW
Pics or it didn't happen - please!
No preapproval needed. I recommend going on Friday night when there are a lot of single men. It can get quite wild if you are in a wild slut mood. Discount if you don't wear panties. Who wears panties to a swinger's club anyway. Bring lots of condoms)) Originally Posted by whitechocolate
Damn. Who's tits are in your avatar?
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Adrienne, those are Teagenluv's tits)

Colettes is a perfect place to start swinging and when you become more hardcore, you can get into more organized group gangbangs at hotels etc. I have been to both with providers. On a Friday night, a gal can fuck all the guys she has time for before closing. Depending on your mood and horniness, Colettes can be anything you desire.
Adrienne, those are Teagenluv's tits)

Colettes is a perfect place to start swinging and when you become more hardcore, you can get into more organized group gangbangs at hotels etc. I have been to both with providers. On a Friday night, a gal can fuck all the guys she has time for before closing. Depending on your mood and horniness, Colettes can be anything you desire. Originally Posted by whitechocolate
I want to fuck her tits.
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Believe me, I wanted and needed some photos but one of the only rules is they stated at the door..."all we ask is no photos or videos.
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So how's the variety there? Been thinking of taking a guy friend that's been begging me for a threesome lol
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Believe me, I wanted and needed some photos but one of the only rules is they stated at the door..."all we ask is no photos or videos. Originally Posted by LaylaHeights
You wanted and needed pictures of your face be plastered in jizz in a public setting. That is about as hot as it gets.
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Jules, if you go on Friday there are a lot of men ready to do a MFM. I would suggest after you get warmed up, to do a gangbang with the rest of the guys there!!!
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Haven't been to a swing club since Sans Souci...well except for a few private invites. Sounds like a LOT of fun.
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Jules, if you go on Friday there are a lot of men ready to do a MFM. I would suggest after you get warmed up, to do a gangbang with the rest of the guys there!!! Originally Posted by whitechocolate
Not my style but thanks wc... lol

I'd already be bringing a date and looking for a sexy female to join. With that being said I am guessing Saturday would be a better choice. Am I right?
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  • 08-22-2017, 11:11 AM
I want to fuck her tits. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Teagenluv is a REAL FREAK! Not like other fake whores in here, You two should partner up
The problem at Collette's or any swing club isn't finding enough horny guys to do a gangbang. I could personally set that up myself on a slow Tuesday afternoon. The issue is finding a willing women, which you won't likely find at Collette's to be perfectly honest with you.

Even a MFM situation is the same problem. Lots of guys, few to none willing girls = no action at Collette's. I'll put it to you like this, I went to a cuckold mixer followed by a potential play session a few weeks back. Even in that situation where you had couples that supposedly wanted the wife to get fucked, all the single guys left and there was no play. None of the guys were lining up to pay the $125-140, plus $5 self parking the club wanted to charge.

I would up doing a 4 sum with a couple at the hotel next door, that night, so not a total loss, but as a single guy, if I am going to be honest, I can't in good faith recommend this place as THE spot to get any action, like at all. you would be better off going to one of the nearby AMP locations for 100% certain sex with a hot girl.

To Jules who is looking for a sexy female to join, EVERYONE else there on a Saturday night is also looking for a single sexy female or couple too. Single bi females are called unicorns in the lifestyle for a reason. You may find one there, but you probably won't on any given night. You could also stumble over a winning lottery ticket as you walk into the club from the parking lot, but you probably won't. Feel free to drop $85 to find out, but you'd be better off posting a few pics and an ad on a swingers site or going to a swingers event.

Someone asked about the bukkake and I didn't take pics but the ladies husband did take a video. It was at a swingers hotel takeover, so a certain level of discretion is required for these things. That was par for the course at these events, I've fisted several women at these things and had a lot of wild fun. These are all super high sex drive people coming together for days on end. If Jules you want to find a sexy women to join a hotel takeover would be your best bet.
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BBCDFW is correct to a certain point if you want some wild hardcore swingers. At Colettes you won't find many of those.
Jules, my advice to you is be very assertive and dress very very sexy- no panties, no bra and very short revealing sheer outfit. The key is be very assertive and aggressive in picking up a woman and super sexy. If she is not interested, nothing lost. If you just sit around, not much will happen unless a very aggressive woman or couple is assertive with you which does happen in my experience there with a few providers who knew how to seduce and be seduced by women and men.
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Or I can just rent a provider that seems much easier lol thanks for the input guys