Surely there's something I'm missing lol

Ok let me clear this up a bit.. not saying I'm big not small.. I'm hard as a rock literally lol..the big compliant I can deal with... Originally Posted by C4rb1n

Nobody but you gives two shits about your fucking dick.

Nobody but you gives two shits about your fucking dick. Originally Posted by L.A.

these ladies might..

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/05...ired-genitals/

these ladies might..

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/05...ired-genitals/ Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I was in a pissy mood but that's pretty funny.

rock hard is something of a curse.. much harder to cum.. you're not supposed to be rock hard, more like banana hard.. yellow banana hard. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Wow, you learn something new every day. I did not know that before now Chung Tran. I thought it was the harder the better for you guys.

As for the news link... "wow, just wow." that's messed up on so many levels. They were ogling him when he was incapacitated before he passed away...wtf? smdh...

i cant understand why any girl would be suprised that youre rock hard when you arrive youre ready to go..whats shocking about that? you said youre not big..but youre not so its not about size but that youre ready to go?

these ladies might..

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/05...ired-genitals/ Originally Posted by Chung Tran

O now that was truly hilarious Chung.....

In response to the OP, I for one would be extremely flattered if a client showed up rock hard, that would always be a clear indicator of how great my skills truly are. If you are that excited to see me, then let's get this party started lol. But then again I tend to be more conceded than some providers. I would rather you show up rock hard than leave rock hard lol. If that were to ever occur then someone did not do their job.

... I would rather you show up rock hard than leave rock hard lol. If that were to ever occur then someone did not do their job. Originally Posted by Kaysunshine

That would seem like it is true, however I will say that sometimes the release just doesn't happen. Not necessarily the provider's fault. Just wanted to throw that out there so providers don't feel bad if it happens to them.

If providers wear safety glasses while giving you a BBBJ........

If providers wear safety glasses while giving you a BBBJ........ Originally Posted by slowmover

Lol I am excited to hear how others will finish this statement

Lemme guess...these are all low volume gals who only see one guy a week because they're getting their nursing degree. Amirite?

If a client shows rock hard it's because the just took a needle to their peepee lol... Be sure you make them use a condom, ladies, unless you want to get some of their blood in there.