SHAKESPEARE MEETS ECCIE!

^^^WalkerTx..I'd "Tame" This...

^^^WalkerTx..I'd "Tame" This...

Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

Indeed ! Cheers !

Providers, Hobbyists, Degenerates, Lend me your Genitals!
Julius Caesar

To Hobby, or Not to Hobby; that is the question! Whether Tis Nobler to Fuck or Suffer the Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Debt, or take Tits and Ass Against a Sea of Troubles…
Hamlet

Out Damned Spot! Out I say! One, Two…. I told that Dumb Bastard Not to Cum on my Dress!
Macbeth

All of Eccie is Yet but a Stage, and all the Clients and Providers merely Hobbyists. They Fuck and they Suck; as One Poor Man must Play alone with his Private Parts.
As You Like It

Good Night, Good Night! Parting is such sweet sorry. That I shall say Good Night untI l I Stop Back at the ATM and then I’ll see you again in the Morrow!
Romeo and Juliet

Love all providers, but trust very few, do wrong to none.
All's Well That Ends Well

Something is Rotten in the State of Your Underwear
Hamlet

Life….is a Tale told by a Provider, Full of Baits & Switches. Signifying Nothing.
Macbeth

What’s in a Handle? That which we call an Avatar, by any other reason, would be just plain silly.
Romeo and Juliet

Hell is empty and all the Devils are on Eccie.
The Tempest

By the Bulging Prick Inside his Pants, something Wicked this way Cums.
Macbeth

God Has Given You One Face; And Yet You Make an Avatar For Yourself!
Hamlet

If you Prick us, do we not O? If you Fondle us, do we not get Aroused? If you Lick us, do we not get Wet? And if you NCNS us, shall we not Revenge?
The Merchant of Venice

The Repentant Provider proclaims, “Get Thee to a Nunnery!”
Hamlet

A Whore! A Whore! My Kingdom for a Whore!
Richard III

A Man Can Cum But Just Once…unless he pays for MSOG!
Henry IV

I cannot tell what the Dickens his Handle is!
The Merry Wives of Windsor

What Stalking Peeping Tom Through Yonder Window Breaks?!
Romeo and Juliet

We are Such Stuff as Wet Dreams are made on, and our "lil buddy” is Aroused in its Sleep.
The Tempest

But, for my own part, it was Greek for me!
-original quote…well… “to me”
Julius Caesar

**Extra Credit to Anyone that can name the play for each line.

ENJOY YOUR WEEK & HOBBY ON!!





Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

What do I win?

What do I win? Originally Posted by KittyLamour

Did he PM you on Twitter asking to post on this thread too?

Actually, I haven't checked Twitter but was bored and matched the plays to the quotes for fun. I like trivia stuff...

Actually, I haven't checked Twitter but was bored and matched the plays to the quotes for fun. I like trivia stuff... Originally Posted by KittyLamour

The OP apparently copied/pasted pleas to respond to his threAD.

The OP apparently copied/pasted pleas to respond to his threAD. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste

Awe man. So, I'm not special?

Lmao me either and I thought he was telling me because I have Shakespeare in my Sig lol

Oh Romeo oh Romeo has thou forsaken me

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The OP apparently copied/pasted pleas to respond to his threAD. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste

Like I said before offline, I sent to some hobby friends & nice ladies I've seen before like Kendal & Kim for a laugh. I accidentally replied to a PM Tweet you originally sent to Me trying to sell me a $9.99 5 minute BJ video. What a scam. You can get that shit free on Pornhub with women way hotter. I tried to be an adult & apologized offline but you just couldn't let it go & had to give attitude didn't you?

That's right fellas. You follow her on Twitter, get ready to be bombarded with solicitations to sign up for this & that & buy this. And then she has the gall to go bat shit nuts just because I accidentally sent her a link?? ATTITUDE

Now, we can't go having friends and playmates on this site.

If folks did that and then knocked off the shit stirring post, well, that would be like........I mean like.......it would be like.......classy !

Like I said before offline, I sent to some hobby friends & nice ladies I've seen before like Kendal & Kim for a laugh. I accidentally replied to a PM Tweet you originally sent to Me trying to sell me a $9.99 5 minute BJ video. What a scam. You can get that shit free on Pornhub with women way hotter. I tried to be an adult & apologized offline but you just couldn't let it go & had to give attitude didn't you?

That's right fellas. You follow her on Twitter, get ready to be bombarded with solicitations to sign up for this & that & buy this. And then she has the gall to go bat shit nuts just because I accidentally sent her a link?? ATTITUDE Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

Hmmm...so you use Google to post some quotes (and some lady has the time to use Google to reply answers) and then message people to reply? Then claim the one girl that has the guts to call you out was sent the message by accident? Yeah, that's some bullshit right there. You try to act like you have class but the red above seems to speak of your real character.

You and Abe's posts could be good if you didn't lash out at anyone that speaks out against you or your circle jerk club.

Like I said before offline, I sent to some hobby friends & nice ladies I've seen before like Kendal & Kim for a laugh. I accidentally replied to a PM Tweet you originally sent to Me trying to sell me a $9.99 5 minute BJ video. What a scam. You can get that shit free on Pornhub with women way hotter. I tried to be an adult & apologized offline but you just couldn't let it go & had to give attitude didn't you?

That's right fellas. You follow her on Twitter, get ready to be bombarded with solicitations to sign up for this & that & buy this. And then she has the gall to go bat shit nuts just because I accidentally sent her a link?? ATTITUDE Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

Why do you think that I or anyone else cares what you post on a hooker board though? That's my fucking question.

Hmmm...so you use Google to post some quotes (and some lady has the time to use Google to reply answers) and then message people to reply? Then claim the one girl that has the guts to call you out was sent the message by accident? Yeah, that's some bullshit right there. You try to act like you have class but the red above seems to speak of your real character.

You and Abe's posts could be good if you didn't lash out at anyone that speaks out against you or your circle jerk club. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

You can't get anymore classier than quoting Shakespeare on a hooker board . . . IJS