Just For Giggles Thread - If The Tables Were Turned & You Had A Showcase...

I would charge extra for foreplay
LexusLover's Avatar
How about behindplay?
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Have a bright eyed & bushy tail Good Morning

Having tea with one of my sis's ,she wants to know what I'm giggling about.
Too early
I'll check back

Y'all are hilarious Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

When I plan to raise my rates I would switch up to the slow sexy profile.

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I know for a fact that most providers are right handed ...

... since my left ear is significantly longer than my right ear.

ijs

Howdy, Ms. Italia, you sweetheart, you!



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I'd mention how I've obtained an Associates degree in Cunnilingus.

Do's: Everything but butt play

I'd start a male version of the N girls. We'll be the Y boys. As in, "Y not come suck on this cock?"
I'll go first with oral, and I wont push your head down on my cock without asking. Originally Posted by tbone77494
Lols. Wow, what a gentleman.
Italia DiBella's Avatar
No review policy. No showcase. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Aww party pooper
Italia DiBella's Avatar
I know for a fact that most providers are right handed ...

... since my left ear is significantly longer than my right ear.

ijs

Howdy, Ms. Italia, you sweetheart, you!



Originally Posted by ck1942
Hey Hon
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I would charge $350 and write my own reviews.
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I would charge $350 and write my own reviews. Originally Posted by Slitlikr
You scandalous whoredog

Jokes/jokes
  • pxmcc
  • 09-22-2017, 02:44 AM
I would charge $350 and write my own reviews. Originally Posted by Slitlikr
Funny shit there Slit!
  • pxmcc
  • 09-22-2017, 02:51 AM
I would do an ebony (and maybe latina) spinners special. All inclusive, all fantasy fuckfest-these are the best sessions ever btw-for 60 (may be waived upon a showing of economic hardship of course), no time limit.. Hell, I already got a job; this would be a side (dream) gig.

Everyone else, 400 an hour. Exceptions case by case, determined upon a photo review. ha ha
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Aww party pooper Originally Posted by Italia DiBella
I have never pooped at a party or an incall!!!!

Irrespective of what the rumors might be (seem to be plenty!).

IJS
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Who was the tard that wiped his shit on the curtain?
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"I WORSHIP neatly trimmed bush or a shaved ��."
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