How do I tell me real world FWB she needs to shave her backdoor?

Bobave's Avatar
Bobave, thanks for making me look like nostradamus with my Fucktard prediction...Fucktard Originally Posted by Sparky
You're a beta male, Sparky (maybe a gamma), but hey, that's your deal, homer.
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
Next time you have her bent over and have her ass cheeks spread apart putting it to her doggy, just start plucking!


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~Ze~'s Avatar
  • ~Ze~
  • 10-08-2017, 01:58 AM
You don't tell her "she needs to"... because she doesn't.

You tell her you would like her to. Then leave the choice up to her. Offering to shave or pay for her wax will always sweeten the deal.
Grace Preston's Avatar
You don't tell her "she needs to"... because she doesn't.

You tell her you would like her to. Then leave the choice up to her. Offering to shave or pay for her wax will always sweeten the deal. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
This.

If someone (particularly someone who was a FWB) were to tell me I "need" to do something.. I'd tell them they need to GTFO out my bed.

"I'd like it better if you would ________" would get a much warmer reception.
Hercules's Avatar
WTF ISA FWB?
FunInDFW's Avatar
OP needs to suck it up and enjoy what he's got.

"I got this really good thing I just can't wait to fuck up."
DocHolyday's Avatar
Question for mainly the ladies, but I'm sure I'll get some smart ass remarks from my fucktard Eskimo brothers too. Originally Posted by Sparky
Well, since you just can't help yourself insulting the male members here in your very first sentence, let me respond with the same rudness you brought to this thread you fucktard. Yo Spank, why don't you grow a set of balls and tell the chick to shave her ass? If you don't have the balls to do that, either move along or stop coming here whining like some adolescent kid. Some of you need to grow up!! Really, such whining babes. Geez, stop being a Fucktard!!!

+1 Bob
waterfalllover's Avatar
Tell her to get the weed wacker out
RyderStrong's Avatar
I would just tell her. No shame in it. If it is what you like and want, I'm sure she will respect ur honesty
Brandofan's Avatar
https://goo.gl/images/9TuK64

Star Wars has all the answers....er I guess it would be polite to say " You would like her to" because her arsehole looks like the pitt from Return of the Jedi