My mom threw all her shit on the curb

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  • BLM69
  • 10-20-2017, 01:25 PM
She was just fucked up every night and throwing shit and acting crazy. I dont know what happened. Originally Posted by funtimesforme
She has daddy issues man, why else would she be a drunk stripper, I can fix her if you give up her number
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I may get an small apartment I dont know. This is really fucked up. It was working great until this last week. She was just fucked up every night and throwing shit and acting crazy. I dont know what happened. Originally Posted by funtimesforme
confused, she is your mom or stripper?
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maybe Mom and the Stripper will make up, move into a place together, and he can have the house to himself, and have outcalls out the ass
Forget the meatloaf ma.
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maybe Mom and the Stripper will make up, move into a place together, and he can have the house to himself, and have outcalls in the ass Originally Posted by Chung Tran
FTFY
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Jeez - who could have possibly foreseen issues when a man lives at home with his mom, and brings in a drunk stripper to join them?
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I may get an small apartment I dont know. This is really fucked up. It was working great until this last week. She was just fucked up every night and throwing shit and acting crazy. I dont know what happened. Originally Posted by funtimesforme
She got tired of pretending.
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  • BLM69
  • 10-20-2017, 02:15 PM
Nothing a little greek can't fix, that usually gets their attention and sobers them up quickly
Hard to believe this situation would end badly
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Jeez - who could have possibly foreseen issues when a man lives at home with his mom, and brings in a drunk stripper to join them? Originally Posted by mtabsw
LMAO!! This ^^^ no way this was gonna end well.
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She has daddy issues man, why else would she be a drunk stripper, I can fix her if you give up her number Originally Posted by BLM69
Lmao BLM will fix her haha
Maybe you can move in with Blm 's mom too...and bash ladies you have no chance with...and maybe she come back lol
  • grean
  • 10-20-2017, 06:08 PM
I dont know what happened. Originally Posted by funtimesforme
OP, stop and say the following out loud.

"I live with my mother and invited a stripper, who I met at a strip club, to move in with my mother and I"

There, now you know what happened.
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This sounds way better if your mom is the only "her" in this story.