You might have hobbied too long if.....

You know you've been in the hobby too long when you willing to pay for an hour of cuddling.

You might have hobbied too long if, anytime you see the words "full service" in an ad you start to giggle.

You may have been in the hobby too long when start tipping you SO.

You may have been in the hobby too long when you catch your SO checking the clock and realize you are over your allotted time.

You may have been in the hobby too long when you catch your SO checking the clock and realize you are over your allotted time. Originally Posted by cavies79

Ok, that just got my computer covered in beer!!

If you walk through the mall an judge women by how much you would pay her

I knew I'd been in the hobby too long when...shopping for something I used the "hobby" as a gauge for whether or not i really needed it.

Shoes = BNG
IPOD = 1hr session

I still dont have an IPOD.

I knew I'd been in the hobby too long when...shopping for something I used the "hobby" as a gauge for whether or not i really needed it.

Shoes = BNG
IPOD = 1hr session

I still dont have an IPOD. Originally Posted by That.guy001

I don't even have shoes.

You inquire about a BNG and its $100.00 and she has in the past said no to CIM so you don't reply. then you feel like you're getting scolded in the Coed Discussion area.

You might have hobbied too long if....

Checking into a motel makes you horny!

While driving through a city, you know the turn-offs to where a lady's incall is.

You find yourself checking your call list to see which lady is in which city while you are on the road.

I might have hobbied too long if,,,,,
I had a dream that my loving bride had run an ad on BP, and it made me want her.
When I awoke I thought about it and realized she would be high priced with a very limited menu, so I better stick to verified girls.

I might have hobbied too long if,,,,,
I had a dream that my loving bride had run an ad on BP, and it made me want her.
When I awoke I thought about it and realized she would be high priced with a very limited menu, so I better stick to verified girls. Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

Might not be a bad business idea, Smith. Guys around here pay top dollar for that kinda action! Haha!

Might not be a bad business idea, Smith. Guys around here pay top dollar for that kinda action! Haha! Originally Posted by That.guy001

I would never see a dime of that money.

When after leaving from an encounter, smiling like everything in the world is right, you see Sympy heading towards the place you just left, losing that bounce in his step, shoulders slumping, his smile turning upside down, only to leave you hanging (again) with an attempted 'hi-five' as he pouts past you.

Oh no. That's one of the funner things....

hang on...

Ok. Got it.

When you know more people by their handles than you do names of your real-life friends.

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When you're like one Dawg in New Orleans who said he knew what hotel a provide was in by the bedspread in the pictures she had posted on BP