Is this what it’s like for guys?

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Not even close
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Who doesn't like a giveaway? Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Damn straight. Can record ours for profit if you ever feel like doing the same.
Women short of engaging in hormone replacement therapy simply have no idea what it is like being a guy. Men have 12-17x the test levels that women have, so you don't have to watch porn to be horny. A women at her horniest in her ovulation cycle is maybe what a guy is feeling on a slow Tuesday afternoon, maybe....

There simply is no comparison. Just as most guys, even the most attractive one's will never curry the level of attention of a young pretty girl or even a fat mildly attractive girl. There is just no comparison.
The OP has a knack for writing threADs. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Indeed, I do. I would have done well in PsyOps for the Army as well.

As for you, your post count would indicate that you are either that poor girls pimp, or if you are really her, you have very little else to keep yourself busy with...Can I send you some books to read, something educational perhaps?
Getting back on topic...yes this is how us guys feel. Providers need dick too, I just wish you ladies would accept that instead of only always focusing on getting as much money as possible for it. One of the best fucks I have had in the hobby is from a provider that basically said she needed dick. I had already blown through my hobby funds but offered her what I had ($100). She fucked me so good I was dizzy afterwards. We spent about an hour together in total--one pop for me. I think she just needed to vent but it added to the iop that reached out to me specifically for that purpose. I could tell she was stressed out too...she sent me a text afterwards that said thanks for listening...a nice touch.

Short story long...its okay to fuck because you enjoy it or just need it.
Getting back on topic...yes this is how us guys feel. Providers need dick too, I just wish you ladies would accept that instead of only always focusing on getting as much money as possible for it. One of the best fucks I have had in the hobby is from a provider that basically said she needed dick. I had already blown through my hobby funds but offered her what I had ($100). She fucked me so good I was dizzy afterwards. We spent about an hour together in total--one pop for me. I think she just needed to vent but it added to the iop that reached out to me specifically for that purpose. I could tell she was stressed out too...she sent me a text afterwards that said thanks for listening...a nice touch.

Short story long...its okay to fuck because you enjoy it or just need it.
Indeed, I do. I would have done well in PsyOps for the Army as well.

As for you, your post count would indicate that you are either that poor girls pimp, or if you are really her, you have very little else to keep yourself busy with...Can I send you some books to read, something educational perhaps? Originally Posted by honeydavis
Keep your book. You'll need that in the long run in addition to an account on match.com.

Good luck.
Wow, hostility. Maybe you should think a little deeper (no pun intended) about this thread. It sounds like you need some "act right" in your life, just sayin.
Im with honeydavis. I have some funny stories about how my horny-ness (if thats even a word) got me into trouble. Very entertaining. But ya it seems sometimes if I dont have it Im a total bitch. I remember being so horny, I hiked my skirt up and took care of myself right in my office. My fellow employees consisted of a married couple (my bosses) and three sales people, two of which were female. At any point they could have walked in on me. But I didnt give a damn. I was like "Walk in fuck I dont fucking care." Of course, after I got off, I couldnt help but think what would of happened if they had. Being fired for masterbating? Thats a hell of a way to collect unemployment, lol.
Of course, after I got off, I couldnt help but think what would of happened if they had. Being fired for masterbating? Thats a hell of a way to collect unemployment, lol. Originally Posted by Bree Bangs
“Um, yes I was fired for masturbating in the office. Yes, I did climax. No, the door wasn’t closed so I didn’t obfuscate the action. Yes, all of my co-workers we’re watching. Yes, they reported to enjoy watching it...”

*UNEMPLOYMENT GRANTED, PENDING FURTHER ORAL DICTATION OF THE EVENT*
That is exactly how I feel after masturbating. It gets the job done, but I want to feel a warm body against mine.
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That pretty much sums up my thoughts, Honey.
After watching porn? Shit it can be like that for me after doing my taxes.
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It really depends on time of day. On the rare occasion that I do beat it to vids, I usually get my rocks off and go to sleep. In the past, between the hours of 3-5am, no matter if I got my rocks off or not, I was STILL craving some strange, and get into trouble. Weird, just a little bit