When you're in the middle of a session, what's that one thought that surprises you?

I enjoy those sessions where I look down and think, "I can't believe a woman this good looking has her dick in my mouth." Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Well, that didn't come out right. After further review, I would like to revise and extend my remarks: I enjoy those sessions where I look down and think, "I can't believe a woman this good looking has my dick in her mouth."

i just hope that nobody sees my car out in the parking lot!

if they only knew what I was doing right now!

just hope I don't get any important calls right now!

oh my fellatio universe - she is sucking incredible!!!!!


and very rarely - wat da fuck am I doing here ?!?!?!?!?!

Yesterday, I was on my back , propped up by some pillows. She was kneeling between my legs and her delicious tush was visible in two well placed mirrors. She was touching herself and giving me one of her awesome BBBJ's .
I was moaning and growling at the pleasure she was giving me and suddenly my consciousness was in this zone where I was saying to myself
"How freaking awesome is this? How did I end up with this gorgeous talented woman?" and then went back to animal enjoyment of being right there in the moment.

Do you have self talk like this? Is it positive in nature or negative? Do you laugh at yourself or at her or him?

I'm sure some of you ladies are thinking "Will he hurry up and cum?" or "Damn this guy smells bad." but are there some funny thoughts that go through your mind when giving a BJ or receiving DATY?

Just thought something light hearted for a Saturday might be fun. Originally Posted by micktoz

According to one national thread some ladies, I guess depending on who there with, lay there thinking when will it ever end?? This is fucking torture!!
But that probably starts at the beginning, not the middle.

Does anyone remember "the tap" while receiving DATYi think it may have been an episode of Sienfield maybe? Anyway sometimes laying the thought pops in is now a good time to interject with the tap? Good try let's move on.... Originally Posted by Starsecrets

Thankfully, most ladies I've been with that allow it either pull me in deeper or spasm just the right way. I've been thanked more than a few times, so I must be doing something right. On the other hand, sometimes I'll go down and be thinking "please be clean, please be clean!", I've had to stop and move on a couple times.

When it's my turn, usually my thoughts are "please don't pop too early", "Did I lock the car", "Don't use your teeth, but it mostly feels good so I'll let you keep going".

Yes

Well, that didn't come out right. After further review, I would like to revise and extend my remarks: I enjoy those sessions where I look down and think, "I can't believe a woman this good looking has my dick in her mouth." Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

That mix up only comes out when thinking about her having my dick in her mouth.

I can't wait to get these braces off so I can suck this dick better!

and very rarely - wat da fuck am I doing here ?!?!?!?!?! Originally Posted by pmdelites

I can believe that statement coming from you lol. I usually save those thoughts for the walk of shame back to the car, thinking wtf did I just fuck her

I can't wait to get these braces off so I can suck this dick better! Originally Posted by Bliss of DFW

You can do it better? Damn!

" Damn this bbbj is great, but look at that ass, damn this bbbj is great, I bet her pussy is nice and wet, damn this bbbj is great, what positions should we start with, damn this bbbj is great......... ohhhhhh too late.... ahhhh

" Damn this bbbj is great, but look at that ass, damn this bbbj is great, I bet her pussy is nice and wet, damn this bbbj is great, what positions should we start with, damn this bbbj is great......... ohhhhhh too late.... ahhhh Originally Posted by DallasDoc

For us 1 pop guys that's the freaking curse right there.

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe, Where do I Dump My Load Inside this Ho.

I guess would be creepy to start shaking a Magic 8-Ball while she's giving me head to decide.

For us 1 pop guys that's the freaking curse right there.

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe, Where do I Dump My Load Inside this Ho.

I guess would be creepy to start shaking a Magic 8-Ball while she's giving me head to decide. Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle

Lol, yes, but very funny. You should arrive at the session with Magic 8-Ball under your arm. “Hi, mind if I set this down next to the bed?”

Bliss,

Better? Wow...

"Wow, this is the best job interview ever!"

For us 1 pop guys that's the freaking curse right there.

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe, Where do I Dump My Load Inside this Ho.

I guess would be creepy to start shaking a Magic 8-Ball while she's giving me head to decide. Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle

Love it....and I love all the options your cum can go....