whats the craziest place you ever played with yourself?

Airplane bathroom
Airport parking lot (not the same trip)
College library bathroom

Bookstore bathroom into a cup for a deposit for a lesbian couple who wanted a baby.
Highway while driving. Originally Posted by blank

Kind of funny considering your user name.

I masturbate every day.. always before i go to sleep, and yes that includes day time naps too lol But I can masturbate anywhere from 2-7 times a day, just depends on how horny Ive been.
Not really any odd places, mostly in bed, or on the couch lol.. I must admit Ive done it at work before, back when I did In-Home Health care.. Busted quite a few times laying on the bathroom floor at my clients house while she was napping. lol
Id have to say, I would have more "odd places" to list if we were talking about encounters with other people, but then again, Im sure my odd places arent as odd as other peoples. (Then again, doing greek standing up out back behind a dollar general is pretty odd.. I was pretty young at that time though Lol)
I had no idea people were masturbating while driving!! LOL

Few of you just made me so wet. Think ima go play with myself now. Let a quick one out lol

Lmao. Why you go on your neighbors roof? Lol Originally Posted by Carmella_love69

i was young (maybe 16 or so) - just seemed like a great out of the way place to relieve some pent up demand :^}. btw, it was at night.

i've also jacked off in an airplane bathroom.


least enjoyable jackoff - back in 1997(?), met w/ a provider found in ANE (adult news & entertainment magazine distributed thru strip club and adult books stores). after a bit of kissing and caressing, she said "you masturbate over there (one end of hotel room bed) and i'll masturbate over here (other end)." i came; i dont know about her. for the reasonable fee of 160$ for about 30mins. (about 240$ in today's dollars)

only needed a couple of that kind of encounter to realized that was NOT what i was searching for in this crazy sub-culture of ours.

Few of you just made me so wet. Think ima go play with myself now. Let a quick one out lol Originally Posted by Carmella_love69

how about you masturbate over there & i'll masturbate over here?? :^}
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few minute pause ...
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"was it good for you?" :^}

The bookstore. Thats a good one lol. What was you reading @blank

Where’s your favorite spot Carmella?

In a car waiting to go thru fast food drive thru.

I don't really have any crazy story about masturbating, but when I was 15 I was dating this girl, and a 15 yo male has a hard dick almost 24/7. My mother had to drive her home, and of course, I rode with. We sat in the back of the van, it was dark, and on the way taking her home, she decided to jerk me off. While getting jerked off, I had to keep my composure, my mom wanted to have a full conversation with us. Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face with your mother, while getting close to orgasm???? Before we reached our destination, I came, but we couldn't find where I shot my load.

The next day she informs me that my load was all over her arm and her mother asked what it was. I forget what she told her, but her mom bought it.

Good times!

The bookstore. Thats a good one lol. What was you reading @blank Originally Posted by Carmella_love69

Haha! I was in and out as fast as I could, I think I pulled up some pics on my phone to help me along. The hard part was being quiet about it!

Sometimes after messaging a hot girl. (actually, never done it, but thinking about it)

Driving in my car on a long road trip.

So this is no shit, In 12th grade a girl that I had been friends w/since we were in 4th grade got some type of athletic honor that required us to drive down from the high desert into the LA Valley to the conference meeting. Since it was a school function and it was also somewhat the school getting honored the Principle of the HS and Athletic director (my football coach) took us in a School station wagon. It was an old school station wagon with the rear seat facing back. Anyway I was getting a bit frisky with the girl, Deanna, and we were both up against the back of the front seat carrying on a conversation with the Principle and AD. As we were one upping each other from touching and tickling to various activities she eventually gets my cock out of my shorts (school athletic uniform) and starts a slow stroke of me... I eventually blew all over the carpet and it soaked in. We managed to keep up the conversation and cover up my orgasm with her having a slight coughing fit. We get to the ceremony, do our thing... meanwhile the car has been sitting in the sun cooking away. We come back out and open the doors and HOLY FUCK it smells like a fucking orgy in the car! The Principle was an old lady and she had no idea... she just said we'll have to drive with the windows down, but my coach was a bit more savvy and he just gave me a look over the top of the car that was 1 part disgust and 9 parts admiration. Ah, that Deanna was a good time girl...she almost made the olympics as a swimmer. But she got gold for making my swimmies die on the floorboard of the school station wagon!

In my female bosses office after everyone left. Makes me laugh every time I get called in there