Ha! I figured the board would be much harder on OP than it has. I actually got too big of a bucket of popcorn!
I guess my only thought is why do you feel the need to be so honest with someone you are pursuing a relationship with, provider or non-provider? Not suggesting dishonesty per se, just suggesting not necessary to disclose to every woman you see as relationship material "I have been with over 500 women and most have been hookers." I can't see that as need to know information but that is just me.