Has anyone else ever had a freaky oral session and decided not to wash up for quite a while? Yup, I'm a freak.

^^aight i'm right behind ya. i'll let u finish tho, o' course...

i asked Lola N if i could hit dat booty, n she said she's savin it for porn. i'm like, we gotta loosen that shit up. she wasn't havin it tho'. so just lil fi' during cg. pretty tigh' tho. damn. makes ya think. what if, u know. just wtf if. there's a parallel universe that just got spun off. in dat one i got to hit it tho'. it was real gud...

ima catch the next wormhole, warp factor 9 baby. omw. 1 more time, with feeling...

btw OP, that happened to me tonite. no damn way im putting soap anywhere near my face or mouthwash near my mouth. dat booty tho'..

nirvana=40 virgin booties. allah akbar n whatnot n whathaveyou...

^^she was very eagertokatch btw..

Dude, you know I'm a fan but . . .
It's not enough that we need a sticky reminding us to wash our balls before a session, do we really need to add one about washing our faces? Twice if you've got facial hair.
C'mon man, hose that mug down.

^^ha ha... good point!

this is off topic-sorry, i don't want to start a new thread-but how do ya'll feel about being sent to a gas station and a run-down bar in a shitty part of town instead of a provider's incall, and then having her try to lead you to her place by phone? i gave up finally because i had a bad connection plus it's unsafe af, but i guess i can't ever safely assume i have an address worth a fuck without double checking myself first that it is an actual residence or hotel. the appointment was allegedly set for her apartment complex, so of course I assumed that was her incall address she gave me. guess i should have guessed when she wouldn't tell me the name of her complex but asked me to call instead. red flag #1. shoulda just bailed then and saved myself an hour of aggravation. small head won out...

for me next time, no actual incall address=fuck that noise. thoughts? on the upside, i did save 160 and a bunch with Geico. ha ha...

It is best if you have a beard. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

As long as your wear a helmet or some other cover over your beard when riding a 'bike" to and from the incall on a buggy day!

You sound like fun pxmcc lol & i'll be in houston soon..wink wink

^^^ Just keep your blinds, curtains, drapes, and/or all of the above drawn.

This is interesting!!

You sound like fun pxmcc lol & i'll be in houston soon..wink wink Originally Posted by Secret Baby

please do hmu sweety..