It's ok. I smelled what you were cooking.Ummmm English please LOL
You just had the C on the brain. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
LOLDear sweet girl ... I do not have anything close to a "long duck dong." I merely sport 1.3" of dangling death that will surely amaze you with its total uselessness.
I do embrace it.
That's where you park/rest your long duck dong during our pillow talk.
It serves its purpose. Originally Posted by Italia DiBella