I Guess This Is Good-Bye

Well, Grace doesn't want to be raptured with me, and I even offered her cookies. So I have an opening. Elena? Allie? Lilianna? Queen? Maybe I could round up 72 escorts, now that would be paradise. And I'm taking plenty of beer and my Ipod, just in case. We will drink and rock & roll all the way to the Pearly Gates!

ITT: religious people making fun of religious people

This, for me, is maximum lulz. There is no Heaven, people. And no Hell to be damned to. The "crazy" preacher is no crazier than the rest of you believers. Word.

This, for me, is maximum lulz. There is no Heaven, people. And no Hell to be damned to. The "crazy" preacher is no crazier than the rest of you believers. Word. Originally Posted by Longermonger

- something I actually agree with you on LM. Well said. +1.

Alas, the Rapture may be tonight at 6PM, but you still have to come into work on Monday.

Alas, the Rapture may be tonight at 6PM, but you still have to come into work on Monday. Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

So I cannot call in raptured? Damn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Well, this is embarrassing. . .

Hrm, no rapture, and no zombie apocalypse (Obama zombies don't count) so guess I'll go mow the lawn.

Yeah, who'd a thought that Harold Camping would have got it wrong. I spent my life savings on this Rapture, but it's ok. I found a quarter on the street, which replenished it. So I have enough money to last the rest of my life, that is, unless I want to buy something.

LOL

I can't believe news stations gave this hoax airtime. They will report anything, no matter how ridicules or idiotic.

I can't believe news stations gave this hoax airtime. They will report anything, no matter how ridicules or idiotic. Originally Posted by KCJoe

They whip the rubes into a frenzy just for the entertainment value of it all.

I can't believe news stations gave this hoax airtime. They will report anything, no matter how ridicules or idiotic. Originally Posted by KCJoe

Like the Obama administration?

GOOD NEWS!!!! Camping got the date wrong. Hey, it could happen to anyone. Now I'm set to leave October 21. Plenty of time to hobby and kiss ass! WOOHOO!!!

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/201...WS02/705239850