Let's Talk Dirty

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Pick your poison:

D&D or RPG video games

Want me to roll a d20 before we have sex to see if my BBBJ attack is crit? We can also roll for orgasm Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
Talk Techy to me. Tell me the sequential read/write speeds of your NVME SSD and your understanding of IOT as we get busy. That's hot.
Rollypolly's Avatar
Pick your poison:

D&D or RPG video games

Want me to roll a d20 before we have sex to see if my BBBJ attack is crit? We can also roll for orgasm Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
I roll to cast magic missile upon your chest of holding
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Talk Techy to me. Tell me the sequential read/write speeds of your NVME SSD and your understanding of IOT as we get busy. That's hot. Originally Posted by shortblkguy
I can tell you what sort of gaming laptop I have and we can talk all night about my graphics drive and Al Alloy Chassis
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I roll to cast magic missile upon your chest of holding Originally Posted by Rollypolly
Roll to seduce, it's a crit!
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Roll to seduce, it's a crit! Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
Drain me of my hp
Hottest RPG ever!
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Drain me of my hp
Hottest RPG ever! Originally Posted by Rollypolly
Now I totally wanna play a naughty D&D campaign
Rollypolly's Avatar
Me too, you have my blood flowing for conquest. Take a mod and turn everything naughty!
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  • BK
  • 12-31-2017, 02:04 AM
Dirty talk has to be one of the most unattractive things I can think of. It's so contrived.

No I don't want to be called daddy...I've got kids you dumb bitch
Stop saying fuck every other god damn word
Quit telling me to fuck you.....the fact that my balls are slapping you should give you the hint
No I'd rather not lick every inch of you, that's a bit much, you know damn well I'm not going to
Please don't tell me how big my dick is....it's literally attached to me, I know exactly how big it is



I mean, just make normal moans and tell me what you want....that will suffice Originally Posted by Cryformesky
Aren't you the pleasant one.
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Dirty talk while giving a blow job? It's not polite to talk with your mouth full!!!
Danielle Reid's Avatar
Me too, you have my blood flowing for conquest. Take a mod and turn everything naughty! Originally Posted by Rollypolly
Would it be rude to charge normal rate for a naughty D&D session lol
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Dirty talk while giving a blow job? It's not polite to talk with your mouth full!!! Originally Posted by cody3168
That’s what I’m saying. I’m a lady, I don’t speak with my mouth full
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Me personally I’m not into dirty talk. But I’m kinda stand offish at first with new people and if the girl throws a couple of one liners out there it gets me in the business state of mind! 😉
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Me personally I’m not into dirty talk. But I’m kinda stand offish at first with new people and if the girl throws a couple of one liners out there it gets me in the business state of mind! 😉 Originally Posted by Sasquatch501
My one liners aren’t sexy lol
Rollypolly's Avatar
Would it be rude to charge normal rate for a naughty D&D session lol Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
Depends on the campaign lol
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Depends on the campaign lol Originally Posted by Rollypolly