Craziest,Funniest,Most Fun, or Dangerous Places you have had sex

Porta-potty at Shawn Phillips concert in Sunken Gardens, several times. Actually, almost every time Shawn Phillips had a concert there. Back in the 70's he played Sunken Gardens regularly.

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In the grass behind a bar off broadway used to be a spot w/ my fwb at that time.

Parked next to a garbage dumpster behind a taqueria on Commerce (West Side).

Bathroom at Whataburger in Port Aransas.

Nearly every church in my hometown. There were a lot of lock ins....

former sancha’s 2nd floor apartment balcony on any given night. with a blanket usually draped over the railing for a little privacy (her choice), we would k9 while we watched cars drive and people walking by. i always pulled out then nutted over the railing...jizzing onto the bushes below. i know, i know...im not right in the head, but strangely enough, sancha (21yo) got off when i did that. damn...i miss all of that

former sancha (previously mentioned) drove a yukon with limo tinted windows and would come by my work and park in the back and wait for me to break away to go and bend her over in the back seat. our record was three times in one 2hr visit. when her utsa classes ended, she’d drive over right after. i never dropped my pants...i just fuked her through the zipper. what she never knew was i had been boning two chics in my department at various times. work sex is so taboo, but is too damn good...

a few girlies from here...my trucks backseat...Lowes parking lot

that’s all i have to say about that

The Cleopatra’s Barge bar at Caesar’s Palace. 2am with only bartender, 1 waitress and 2 other patrons at the bar. My wife and I sat at table in back corner. She took off panties, raised skirt and backed onto my cock. We were both pretty vocal, so those in the bar noticed and applauded when we finished. My wife did a little bow! Bartender sent comp drinks over, and I gave him and waitress big tips. Great memory. It was in late 70’s...I think. As I recall, I had dropped about 300.00 at blackjack tables and wife had hit a 1500.00 jackpot at slots that had her turned on. Ah, to be younger again.

I got kicked out of my sorority in undergrad for fucking a guy in the parking lot of the business building during the middle of the day. Their reasoning for kicking me out was because I was wearing a hot pink tank top with the greek letters of my sorority on it while also riding this guy reverse cowgirl in the passenger seat. Also, full disclosure, I had just gotten caught fucking someone on the university's disc-golf course just a week before....

xoxo,

LA

public bathrooms, in the zoo by the monkey cages (GF got super horny when watching them fuck!!), multiple back seats of cars.

Got a BJ in the backseat of the car while the parents were in the front driving!

In a Jacuzzi full of people-with all the bubbles no one could see as she was sitting on my cock and grinding away.

On a pretty good cliff at Devils state park in WI next to the hiking trail. GF at the time was into all types of public sex and getting off like that. High school was good to me!! :-)

On a pretty good cliff at Devils state park in WI next to the hiking trail. Originally Posted by tim_29m

I’ve done some rock climbing there. Very beautiful. And reminded me that I got a HJ at the top of Enchanted Rock.

Had numerous blowjobs whenever my girlfriend and I were out and about. When I picked her up to take her to her office near the courthouse she always extracted my cream for her coffee. Had blowjobs while driving downtown giving bus riders a free view. Blowjobs while driving down Hwy 281, driving down SW Military Dr in the days when thousands of cars were cruzin down it on weekend nights, at San Pedro, Mission, Lackland, Kelly and Varsity Drive-in’s. shopping mall parking lots for more than a blow job. And one girl and I even crawled into the crawlspace beneath a church for some 69. On the banks of the San Antonio river, the downtown river walk, on a blanket by Canyon Lake, backstage at San Antonio Little theatre, backstage at the Arneson River behind the arches. Girlfriend and I once went into a peep show on Houston Street in the gloryhole booth, in the car by the railroad tracks. Friend of mine used to work at a porn house near Zebras’s on Main and let us use a private booth. At the construction sites for Ingram Park and The Dominion, by Woodlawn Lake when there were lots of bushes back then. Sometimes while taking a walk in her neighborhood where there was an empty house for sale so we did it in there and in the garage on occasion, in a treehouse.
There’s a lot of areas here that bring a smile to my face also. Honorable mention, girlfriend and tried to do the mile high club but the stewardess caught us and refused to let us no matter how much we begged.

Well, I'll tell you about the stupidest thing my dick ever made me do.

I was married, and my mistress was married. She was a cute little 5' tall, 100# spinner with Run Like The Wind buns. I was teaching at a college, and she was a student, tho not one of mine. The first night of the semester, we ended up in the parking lot, filled with students going home. I am easily spotted and approachable, and my car was a well known small red sports car (in a parking lot full of trucks). Shortly after sitting down, she opens my zipper and proceeds to give me a great BBBJNQNSCIM. With probably 100 students walking by during the BJ.

I could have been fired, and had to get a divorce, if we'd got taught. So the next week, what happened? You guessed it - it was a Great BJ!