If Eccie were a drinking game... Rules?

pmdelites's Avatar
hmmmm, better go buy out the liquor & beer distributors in the metroplex. sounds like a better investment than the dow jones/s&p 500/nasdaq.

oh wait! how can i be sure anyone will really follow thru & drink up??? damn ... :^{
1. If you marry a hooker drink a bottle a day
2. If you marry a hooker twice go immediately to Alcoholics Anonymous
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
If you start a NBA thread you have to donate your alcohol to the other players and log off and not post or hobby again for a least a week.

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Hercules's Avatar
Screw drinking....everytime the word "pimp" or any of its variations such as pimped, pimpin' or pimple (<---a midget pimp) are used every lady who's in the thread has to post a titty shot.
Champagne Brown's Avatar
Funny thread, I like...
Grace Preston's Avatar
Anytime the word "hater" is used-- drink
Anytime another BBFS thread is started-- take a shot
every time you get a pm that says "text me babe" do a shot
mtabsw's Avatar
Every time a retired fucktard unretires, make them drink.

-- note to self, time to join AA
Boltfan's Avatar
Every time big dog makes a new handle, take a drink
CG2014's Avatar
Each time a Welcome ad is posted without any or all of the following information, take a drink for each missing item:

menu, donation, photo, incall or outcall or both.
justjackie's Avatar
Every time you read no bbfs, but they end up pregnant. Drink a bottle. Originally Posted by Kickrocks
Drink a bottle! I’m one of the guilty party's in this, lol!
  • grean
  • 02-05-2018, 02:47 PM
Swallow don't spit
scsholar's Avatar
When a fucktard professes his love and devotion to a hooker shotgun a beer.... Originally Posted by Kendall4U
Now Kendall,there are women that get attached to their clients. Been through that 3x.

Double fist when a monger post a no review and the provider responds in co-ed.
DFWClubgoer's Avatar
Every time a new hottie arrives and Honest Abe beats everyone and posts pics.
Funny thread, I like... Originally Posted by Champagne Brown
Thank you for saying so. I try...sometimes I succeed.