Here's a hobby question

I am sure you are a lovely person, but your profile comes across as arrogant, defensive, and bitchy. I felt attacked just reading it. Clients don't want to go visit a provider that's bitch. They can get that at home. You are supposed to be the fantasy. Also, your requirement that you be attracted to them probably deters a lot of clients from even trying. Why would they want to risk a rejection when the best part about providers is that they are a sure thing. There are too many other providers here that know how to act like a professional for the clients to waste their time attempting to have a visit with you that they may or may not even be attractive enough for. What happens if they get there and they don't look like the "approved attractive guy" picture they were required to send you?? Do they just have to leave?
Since you are here whining about not being able to get laid, I'm going to venture a guess that you are having trouble getting dick in the RW too. This is because of the same reason...you're coming across too bitchy with too many rules. Think about that, you are experiencing a drought in RL and, yet, you can't get anyone to pay you for it either? If it were me and I suddenly couldn't any dick, free or hobby, I would start looking at myself to see what needs correction. You know what they say, if EVERYONE has a problem with you, the problem IS you.
That's just my 2 cents based on what I read in your profile. You may not have asked for it; but, you damn sure invited it with this dumbass thread.




Oh, and if there are any clients reading this that have been rejected because they weren't attractive enough for HaughtyAughty over here, please PM me. I got you, Sugar. Originally Posted by Heidi.Fly

well kind of sounds like a redundant question there sugar....OBVIOUSLY having them show up and not meet the 'required look" as you ask can all be avoided by letting me make that decision prior...Look IM not picky by any means but to be brutally honest...If I see someone IM not attracted 2 or someone i have no chemistry with well then I would be doing something against my will, even worse for donations!!! and IM sorry but in my opinion folks...that would make me feel like a WHORE!!!!

And the problem with being a whore is?

And the problem with being a whore is? Originally Posted by Grace Preston

Not one goddamn thing! We love whores. We love dirty slutty whores even more!

well kind of sounds like a redundant question there sugar....OBVIOUSLY having them show up and not meet the 'required look" as you ask can all be avoided by letting me make that decision prior...Look IM not picky by any means but to be brutally honest...If I see someone IM not attracted 2 or someone i have no chemistry with well then I would be doing something against my will, even worse for donations!!! and IM sorry but in my opinion folks...that would make me feel like a WHORE!!!! Originally Posted by NaughtyAughty

Sounds like 70% of providers I've seen. Door opens, the big smile on her face starts to quiver and her pupils contract, cheeks kind of blush and you can smell the disgust and fear as I lean in for a hug.

But you know what? They fight thru it like champs. That's why you turn off lights and put up dark curtains.

I've had girls count their steps from the bed to the bathroom and watched them remove their contacts then count their steps back to me at the bed with their arms out like a blind man's can and ask my favorite position. Before I can answer she jumped up on hands and knees proclaiming doggie style is is her favorite so what isn't blurred out from removing contacts is gone as she's facing the headboard.

That's how a hooker makes a grown man cry. Right Grace?

Don't lie, Giggle. I didn't have to turn off the lights. I'm legally blind without my glasses!

Review to come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Eu0CdHIYA

What Grace said....

I mean are you seriously on the whore board right now talking about not wanting to feel like a whore? You want to act like a slut, but still feel like a good girl? Be a Saturday Night Sinner and a Sunday Morning Saint?

In that case, on the behalf of all the whores here at ECCIE, Fuck You! Please, go be a librarian, or the church secretary, or knit sweaters for underprivileged kids in Thailand. Leave the hard stuff to us whores because the hobby is not for you. It seems to me that what you really want is to just roleplay that you're a whore, but keep the money, of course. There's nothing wrong with that at all and I can see how that would be hot; but you're in the wrong place for it. What you need is FetLife.

Whatever, I'm going to stop now because I could go on, but it won't get us anywhere. Besides, I gotta run off to an appt. I've got some whoring to do and I intend to do it to the fullest. Don't forget to take your self-righteous bullshit with you when you leave.

#Beggarscan’t bechoosers”

Damn, I love some of these whores!