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flanker1017's Avatar
What a great thread. I like Alecia's suggestion the best. Wife beaters for all. Love those bouncing boobies. :-)
MMMMMM Just the thought of Angie dribbling close to the "rim"
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
I would be more than happy to serve as the team mascot. Perhaps I can dress up as a furry.


Elisabeth
hookem69horns's Avatar
And I can take on the role of Team Trainer, to help soothe those achy muscles after a long night of hand checking, chasing each other up and down the court, and putting body-on-body down low ... and I'd be great at washing the team uniforms!
Lets make sure you don't coach. A 2and a shooting guard are the same. We have no point guard!!! Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Never wanted to coach, just wanted to be in the locker room. Angie player/coach!!!!!!
Angie sounds like she played ball with some of my coaches. Blocking out was the key to rebounds. We were short, so keep the big guys outside and let the ball hit the ground, then it was ours.

And while not a pro-basketball fan, great job Mavericks.
pmdelites's Avatar
team masseur!!! as well as water boy. [oops, how did i get that water on your chest?!?!]
and dont forget - i patented the pmdelites beard massage (R).
I played college ball until my knee took me out. So, you've got a point guard
Why does that not surprise me? So many interesting women and only one Jack, fundamentally unfair don't you think.
cheatercheater's Avatar
And the crowd goes wild!!!

The chants of "show your tits" are making the rafters shake and the knees quake.

Don't dribble ladies....Shoot!!
TexTushHog's Avatar
Great!! A PG with bum wheels.
Although volleyball was my sport, I played basketball as well. Taller girls hated my short ass lol But...the guys loved watching me play...I always wondered why lmao
Boltfan's Avatar
Oh this thread is making me get wood, errrrr think of the hardwood floors.