Backpage Horror Stories. Let's Hear 'Em...

I want to see some more! LOL.

I'd of asked her to marry me; I wanna party with that girl

So, ugh Original....you still have her number?

awesome...pure fucking GOLD

Definitely have some war stories from the '90's and Pitch ads.

But how do you even go there after Original's classic!!!

Also GREAT question, Enchanter, great question, lol

Holy cow definitely cannot come close to that one. mine are tame compared to that!!

I had a lady show up at my house and do a cash n dash on me, and i'd seen her before caught me completely off guard.

And a real smelly prego from Grandview one day had to disinfect the whole house, yard even gave the dog a bath...

Its pretty rare that I see a BP girl these days.

Allie, lets hear some of yours.

A horror story about a client that I met from BP.... I don't have one.
Now CL... When I first started escorting, I advertised on CL and didn't screen at all. Scary right? A couple of times I was ripped off and robbed. I was never in fear for my life or anything though. I'm sorry, I'm boring. LOL.

I posted this in another forum, but it bears repeating. The Rest of the Story: Called BBW from Backpage for massage. Figured good way to kill an hour. Called me back and gave me directions. Heard kids in background, figured I should probably hang up. The little guy got the better of me.

Directed me to a convenience store in a not so good neighborhood and asked me to get her a pack of smokes. I was ready to head out of there and heard "stick around, this will be fun".

Got to her place and should have left. But no, I went in. Place was a mess. Or was that my incall? No matter. I give her smokes, donation and she tells me to get comfortable. Can't go in bedroom she says, room is messy. Like this one wasn't? Puts blanket on couch, I lay face down. She runs her hand from my neck to butt and says "roll over."

She unsheathes her breasts and I what I saw next distressed me. Stretch marks all over her body. She says I can touch her. At this point I want to run but I am pinned against the couch. She asks me if I want oil, powder or lotion. I say powder and she takes out lotion. Not even good lotion, the kind you use when you are debating whether to use lotion or nothing.

Squirts it on my flaccid rod and starts to furiously jerk me off. I tell her to slow down and she says she wants me to cum. I say hold on, stop! She rubs faster. First time in my life I came without getting hard.

She gets up to get me a washcloth and asks me how I liked it. Before I had a chance to answer, there is a knock on the door. If I didn't know better I would say it was timed. With her still in the room, I get up, clean myself off on her t-shirt and tell her someone is at the door.

She says ignore it. I didn't. I got dressed, and left with a kid looking at me in shock.

I will never look at Backpage, never mind use it again.

This is not backpage but it was a really funny horror story for the guy it happened to:

Years ago I was at the court waiting for a trial to start when one of the lawyers came in and told us to go to the court next door with "you guys have to see this". The situation was that there was a guy that had charges against a provider. He was having sex with her roommate and testified to how much he had paid the roommate and how he was just about to finish when the other girl ran into the room and out with his pants and wallet. He chased her down the street with nothing on when a cop pulled them over. The girl had gotten his wallet out, taken $300 and thrown the pants away.

That was his story.

When it was her turn to testify, she said she was having sex with him when he got ugly. He had tried hit her, and she ran from her; the $300 was hers not his and she had earned it working as a waitress.

She ended with: "It's my word against his, and you can't trust the word of a white guy." The judge was also black, and he gave her an immediate 30 days in jail (removed directly from the witness stand) a fine and a repayment of the $300.

Wow, justice done.

JR

OriginalMe... that chick's name wasn't "Pam" was it? I mean... if it was... Damn dude!!

This one isn't BP, either, but a chemistry prof friend of mine worked his way through grad school moonlighting as a lab tech in a Boston ER. Among many eventful tales was the one where a guy came in early one morning with intense pain throughout his unit. Turns out he hired a provider while extremely drunk the night before, paid her and couldn't remember the rest as he had passed out after that. As it turns out, a deal is a deal. Having been paid she was going to perform. The cause of the pain? The results of the medical exam found that apparently to get him hard she had slipped a swizzle stick into him while he was passed out and then rode him. A deal is a deal. (Ever been to Boston, Cheaper?)

Had a set up going where for Pizza and a 6 pack I would get to nail a really sexy stripper. Met her through friends and she was nutzo fun. I had to wait until the BF was out of town.

I get there with my stuff, even park in the garage to be discreet. All of the sudden the BF's friend shows up and parks behind me. She gives me a porn magazine and says hide in the basement until he leaves. Unfinished one at that, sat on a cooler under the stairs in the dark and could not read the magazine.

They eat my Pizza and drink my beer and she tells the guy to check the fuse box as some lights are not working. We end up face to face and just very calmly say; "hey how you doing man?"


I go up and sit in my car in the garage until he leaves and then go home and wonder WTF?

True story from my younger days.

This one isn't BP, either, but a chemistry prof friend of mine worked ............... Originally Posted by bartipero

Thanks for the Chemistry Professor story.

One of my chemistry professors was also a "man of the cloth" who regularly visited the hospital. I was working on a special lab project with him; just the two of us one evening. He had just come from the hospital and he seemed very different. When I asked what was wrong. He told me one of his "flock" was a young lady that he had just seen at the hospital. He didn't know how to respond to the young lady when he asked why she was in the hospital. Her response:

"My boyfriend got too excited while we were having sex, and he bit one of my nipples off!"

I didn't know how to respond to that either.

JR