Encounter: Alondra, the real Alondra

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Originally Posted by abqspencer
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Yes, this is Alondra from the Agencies.
For those of you with a less than third grade education,
1 gross = 144 ( a dozen dozen ) And if you also haven't figured out how to
work a calculator.... 144 x 2 = 288. 288+12=300. Wow!! What a mindbender!!
I'll go back to second grade level with my comments after this so more of you can follow along!
That's dumb, doing stuff so far out of context like that, especially within private tags.

Jeez
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Google the info guys...
Or use commonly used terminology like $,$$,$$$, etc. instead of something obscure like you're talking in code to your buddies at home.
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She’s still one if the best.
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Or use commonly used terminology like $,$$,$$$, etc. instead of something obscure like you're talking in code to your buddies at home. Originally Posted by abqspencer
Can't add how much anymore so things are in code. I already got tagged for this UTR review by Yoda for not including something.

I just won't do UTR reviews anymore....I got two more I want to write about, but guess I'm going have to cancel, due to lack of information. UTR girls just don't want to be bothered.

Next math sample will go like this:
600 nuts / 2 squirrels, how many will each squirrel have to pay + hotel.
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  • 3Sum
  • 10-26-2018, 04:16 PM
LMFAO! You guys are fucken clowns. This shit is too funny. Nice reading mate! You guys are funny as hell.
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I’ve passed on writing reviews on some pretty amazing experiences because for whatever reason I couldn’t provide contact info. To me the whole reason to write a review is to provide intel and contact info. “It’s not going to be you...” So much lol!
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^^+1
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LMFAO! You guys are fucken clowns. This shit is too funny. Nice reading mate! You guys are funny as hell. Originally Posted by 3Sum
You calling me a clown? Do I look funny to you? I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

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