Things that pissed you off (in the hobby)

Ad stalkers.

The guy who starts texting the moment he sees you post or place any ad. And, he isn't even in town.

Really??

People who cannot read an ad correctly and thoroughly. Burns my buttons every time.

And people who complain when they stink and protest when I said get in the shower. Im not so much pissed about this as I am confused.

Damn...I don't think I want to read this thread anymore. :-/ Originally Posted by PoppyToyota

i'm w/ you. one reason i started the "things that give me delites" thread.

however, if people learn from others' misfortunes, then that is a good thing.

i hope everyone has a fucking great week and 4th of july weekend!!!
with nothing that pisses you off.

geez really... there is shit that goes on in this world from both men and women that piss the other person off..

why not have a little fun and run with it.. I mean not everyone takes themselves so seriously that everything posted has to be informational and light hearted.. however.. if someone doesn't find fun in fucking with the WK lap dogs.. then thats only because they are one

or they fall into something else mentioned in this thread lol..

its ok to laugh about shit that goes wrong..shit that pisses people off..half the crap is sooo funny its true

the post above this one.. ad stalkers!! that shit happens..to EVERYONE.. you get those guys that ain't even close and contact u just to tell you how glad they are to see your available

guys that don't read ads thorougly or all the way thru..THAT SHIT happens all the time and is frustrating but funny.. i get this mental image of a guy looking like an excited school boy and just gets so caught up he don't even read the whole ad..gets to the phone number and just has to call..

its funny people.. pisses you off..but funny

In a similar thread , "dishonesty" within the hobby was cited often as a major irritant. I strongly concur with that view. I am mainly irritated with the dishonesty common within reviews, which I have whined about many times, including here and again here within this thread.

This irritation of mine was recently aggravated by new dishonest reviews of perhaps the most unattractive provider I have ever met, even including a few bait-and-switch rip-offs. Granted, "We all like different things". Granted, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Granted, a thick girl can be athletic. However, flab is flab. Flab is not "muscle". Flab is not "toned". For my tastes, flab is not "hot" unless it is burning in a blubber lamp. Large tattoos are noticeable, and they are distracting. Even more so when they were edited out of a provider's photographs.

Another thing that annoys me: Although, on average, ECCIE reviews are crap, those on some of the other escort review boards are much worse.

This topic seems to be popular. Here is another similar thread.

Accidentally feeling something solid under a pillow and finding out it's a loaded gun. That will kill any blue steeler!!! Originally Posted by trynagetlaid

It would only piss me off if it were a .22, .25, .32, or .380. If it was a REAL gun it would give new meaning to the term "pillow talk". I'd probably get mine so we could compare and contrast our taste in pistols/revolvers.

"I'll write a really good review if you do this for me......."

What make's me mad are femlas that don't{FUCk} back and just lay there.

having our appointment pushed back repeatedly, asking me to bring you lunch, and something to drink, and then rushing me in and out , obviously to squeeze in your next appointment.
My spidey sense is improving though.

It pisses me off that Shayla is not in Dallas !!!!!

Forget Providers. Here is how to decode Personal Ads.

How to decode what a woman is REALLY saying in her PERSONALS dating ad:

Attractive looking= when I spackle first

People tell me I'm cute= My Dad used to.

Blonde and blue-eyed= Thanks to Clairol and Acu-Vue

Outdoorsy= I smoke and have a subscription at TANFASTIC

Shapely= Rubenesque

Rubenesque= Obese

Love kids= I have three. And four cats who peep and poop on the carpet.

Family-oriented= Wait 'til you meet my ex. You might've seen him on C.O.P.S.?

Not concerned about money= Concerned about money

Passionate= Boy, am I a tease

Great sense of humor= I'll laugh at your jokes if you'll tell me I'm pretty

Sensual= I like to burn scented candles and have a fading Thomas Kincade print on my wall

Love to please= Just let me take out the teeth.

Easygoing= My house is a sty.

Love to exercise= I sit cross-legged with a Virginia Slim in front of Brad Paisley on CMT each morning

Looking for a friend as well as a lover= Help me pay my bills and I'll give you one or two rolls in the hay

Love to travel and meet new people= I visit my sister in Slidell, Louisiana sometimes

Unmaterialistic=I live in a trailer

Love to take risks= with my money at the Indian reservation

Waiting for my Knight-In-Shining-Armor: Something in trousers and a black Dodge RAM will do.

Want a man who'll step up to the plate=I'm not using contraception

Imaginative= I believe everything Oprah and Dr. Phil tell me.

Want an old-fashioned man=Want a "daddy" figure who'll solve all my financial & social woes

Want an exciting lover= I'll help you over your Court Probation period

I'm curious= about where you can get more of those Vicodins

I love to read=PEOPLE and HARLEQUINS

I love to cook= S'mores for the kids and a LEAN CUISINE for myself

Love to have fun=I drink lots of alcohol. And to get you hooked on me, I may have to bring out the crystal meth.

Love to dance= My ex left all his FOGHAT and ALLMAN BROTHERS cassettes here, somewhere.

I'm not a bar person= As far as you know, because if I took you to the bar where I've hung out for the last ten years, you'd meet every man I've ever slept with.

I'm a good Christian woman= Alright, so I never go, but my mom belongs to one of those fascist mega-churches so do you think we could put in just one appearance there so mom will be pacified and not think I'm living in sin?

I love Nature= My Marlboro-scented bathroom is done in a Santa Fe wallpaper with brass horse-shaped towel rods.

I love long, quiet walks on the beach= Haven't been in ages, but in 1999 my teenage son brought me back a snow-globe with little pink plastic seahorses swirling in sand when he spent spring break in South Padre Island with his buddies, and it collects dust on the TV set now.

I'm intelligent= Let's play TRIVIAL PURSUIT HOLLYWOOD EDITION, because I've already read all the answers off the dog-eared question cards, but I'll let you win, anyway.

I'm popular= at Harley rallies when few women show up.

Foreign cultures fascinate me= a little Vietnamese girl named Kim buffs my press-ons.

Let's have coffee and chat first= Buddy, you ain't touchin' nothin' till I see your wristwatch, your car, your fingernails, your shoes, your 401k and dental plan.

Accidentally feeling something solid under a pillow and finding out it's a loaded gun. That will kill any blue steeler!!! Originally Posted by trynagetlaid

except if its AO Demon.
her pics with the gun between her legs do something for me.

1. Emailing ladies well in advance and hearing nothing
2. Setting up an appointment, calls, emails and all and then at the last minute getting a BS text or email
3. NCNENTNS (No Call, Email, Text or Show)
4. Upselling
5. Incall that is dirty
6. A massage room that is cold
7. Bad smells
8. Provider on an outcall who is advertising walking thru the 5 Star Hotel Lobby

Too many things can send me over the edge, therefore i will just keep those to myself before my blood boils = )

+1,000,000 on verygood69's comment! Can you say HHHHOOOOTTTT?? Dayum!!