lol--I may write a book in the future!
Knotty-woohoooooo lol Originally Posted by DallasRain
I think a book would bring to light a lot of questions about the hobby!
- TX
- 07-05-2011, 02:46 PM
I think a book would bring to light a lot of questions about the hobby!
- Majichands
- 07-05-2011, 04:15 PM
So I just moved to Austin 9 years ago changed my name and went from short blonde blonde to a long almost black wig.
I was expecting my boy toy at the time to drive in from Dallas to visit for the weekend.
He was to call from the apartment call box because there were no cell phone signals.
I had an appointment and my long black wig was swaying against my back and my freaking door bell rings I hop up to check it out and it was my boy toy he explained the gate was broken and he couldnt use the call box.
I swung the wig off and tossed it in the hall closet took the pins out of my hair and tossed my fingers through my hair then opened the door just to tell him he would need to wait at krogar or some place until I was done.
Then in a rush I zoomed back to my client with my deepest regret that I had to leave him.
The look on his face told me he was not at all happy but I was able to get back in the groove and HANDLE UP so to speak......
When I went in the bathroom to turn on his shower I SOON REALIZED THAT LOOK WAS NOT UNHAPPY THAT I HAD TO GO CHECK THE DOOR. THAT LOOK WAS CONFUSION BECAUSE I WAS NOW A BLEACH BLONDE SHORT HAIRED WOMAN. OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO PUT MY WIG BACK ON!
And the guy never said one fucking word about it. lol
I was expecting my boy toy at the time to drive in from Dallas to visit for the weekend.
He was to call from the apartment call box because there were no cell phone signals.
I had an appointment and my long black wig was swaying against my back and my freaking door bell rings I hop up to check it out and it was my boy toy he explained the gate was broken and he couldnt use the call box.
I swung the wig off and tossed it in the hall closet took the pins out of my hair and tossed my fingers through my hair then opened the door just to tell him he would need to wait at krogar or some place until I was done.
Then in a rush I zoomed back to my client with my deepest regret that I had to leave him.
The look on his face told me he was not at all happy but I was able to get back in the groove and HANDLE UP so to speak......
When I went in the bathroom to turn on his shower I SOON REALIZED THAT LOOK WAS NOT UNHAPPY THAT I HAD TO GO CHECK THE DOOR. THAT LOOK WAS CONFUSION BECAUSE I WAS NOW A BLEACH BLONDE SHORT HAIRED WOMAN. OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO PUT MY WIG BACK ON!
And the guy never said one fucking word about it. lol
- MarleyMonroe
- 07-08-2011, 11:27 AM
Lol... i just laugh when i start thinking about this one... after a hot double apt we all get in the shower. The girls finish first and get out. They guy goes to get out and falls backwards, it looked like it was happening in slow motion, arms and laegs moving looking for something to hold, shower curtain being ripped down... then plop, butt on the shower floor and legs in the air. We all 3 died, it was sooo funny.
- Jessie Jameson
- 07-08-2011, 12:07 PM
Knotty that story had me rolling! TFF!
- DallasRain
- 07-08-2011, 02:22 PM
Lol... i just laugh when i start thinking about this one... after a hot double apt we all get in the shower. The girls finish first and get out. They guy goes to get out and falls backwards, it looked like it was happening in slow motion, arms and laegs moving looking for something to hold, shower curtain being ripped down... then plop, butt on the shower floor and legs in the air. We all 3 died, it was sooo funny. Originally Posted by MarleyMonroelol
OMG!!!
- squiretuck
- 07-09-2011, 04:05 PM
Hilarious!
So I just moved to Austin 9 years ago changed my name and went from short blonde blonde to a long almost black wig.
I was expecting my boy toy at the time to drive in from Dallas to visit for the weekend.
He was to call from the apartment call box because there were no cell phone signals.
I had an appointment and my long black wig was swaying against my back and my freaking door bell rings I hop up to check it out and it was my boy toy he explained the gate was broken and he couldnt use the call box.
I swung the wig off and tossed it in the hall closet took the pins out of my hair and tossed my fingers through my hair then opened the door just to tell him he would need to wait at krogar or some place until I was done.
Then in a rush I zoomed back to my client with my deepest regret that I had to leave him.
The look on his face told me he was not at all happy but I was able to get back in the groove and HANDLE UP so to speak......
When I went in the bathroom to turn on his shower I SOON REALIZED THAT LOOK WAS NOT UNHAPPY THAT I HAD TO GO CHECK THE DOOR. THAT LOOK WAS CONFUSION BECAUSE I WAS NOW A BLEACH BLONDE SHORT HAIRED WOMAN. OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO PUT MY WIG BACK ON!
And the guy never said one fucking word about it. lol Originally Posted by Majichands
- squiretuck
- 07-09-2011, 04:08 PM
The H3ll of being middle aged is dealing with the gas. I was finishing in FBSM session with a great masseuse. We were telling stories and laughing, when I laughed so hard, something gave and a big old fart came out. I turned about 17 shades of red.
- Art Vanderlay
- 07-10-2011, 01:18 PM
OK ...so just before I walk into an appointment I usually pop some gum in my mouth just to be sure I have fresh breath.....actually altoid gum.....of trick a lovely provider here taught me a while back with altoid mints......that is quite a sensation while getting a BJ......It still ranks as my all time BJ.
So anyway ......did I mention that I love to eat pussy.....So I am going down and having a great time and oops I lose my gum.....I do not hesitate and just keep on munching away.....I kind of forget about it as I am really getting into it......and all of a sudden the gum comes back.......no harm no foul....no one was the wiser.....
I never let on or told her but It could have been very embarrasing I suppose.
So anyway ......did I mention that I love to eat pussy.....So I am going down and having a great time and oops I lose my gum.....I do not hesitate and just keep on munching away.....I kind of forget about it as I am really getting into it......and all of a sudden the gum comes back.......no harm no foul....no one was the wiser.....
I never let on or told her but It could have been very embarrasing I suppose.
- Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
- 07-10-2011, 01:38 PM
Funny stories folks!
Ok I have one (I think I've told this one already but...). I used to wear a lot of hair extensions during that awkward-growing-out-your-hair stage. This time I was wearing a long wavy ponytail. So I'm vigorously giving a BJ and by the time I was done I had a high bun and my long faux tress was laying neatly at the gents feet. So silly! He didn't seem to mind.
Ok I have one (I think I've told this one already but...). I used to wear a lot of hair extensions during that awkward-growing-out-your-hair stage. This time I was wearing a long wavy ponytail. So I'm vigorously giving a BJ and by the time I was done I had a high bun and my long faux tress was laying neatly at the gents feet. So silly! He didn't seem to mind.