It's time for another hygiene thread ;-)

What do you think? When you wipe some of the tissue latches on to your starfish. I had some TP in my lips and a man who was dining there took it out. My ass? I make it a point to never poo before ANY appointments. But the peeing isn't good to hold in (especially during sex). So I always pee before the appointments.

With that said, this thread is so freaking funny. ROTFLMAS to the MAX!!
BTW, when were you looking at someone star fish? During 69 when the mans hairy ass is in your face? (I always close my eyes I don't wanna see their star fishes LOL) Originally Posted by incognito isis

Lol, Isis, a lot of my friends like prostate stimulation or lots of attention to, "the boys," and it's difficult to overlook the TP when you are down there doing either one of those.

A little trick I learned about having to pee after my pre-session shower is to wipe with either a nice warm washcloth or some fresh scented baby wipes. No TP for me after my shower!

No Rich, we haven't run out of things to say, just REALLY four TP butt cracks in one week is a bit much so I thought we needed a PSA / reminder.

Happy Hobbying!

Marla, Happy 4th of July! While this is a special time for America, you can look back in 50 years to this week in 2011 and say it was the TP in the crack week!!

Give me a break! You can't just throw clients out and take his donation for the minor crime of a lil paper between the crack. Have a heart. Thats mean. Originally Posted by incognito isis

Read it again ... I think she said his azz would be out the door WITH his donation. Sounds fair to me.

For the record, this kid showers within an hour of a session and if I sweat or even take a leak at all, I'll take another shower upon arrival. Originally Posted by TrailBlazer

You take a shower if you took a leak? what do you do.. use a turkey baster with a soap solution to wash out the urinary tract?

TP in the crack...think of it as the little white flag of surrender...he'll let you do anything to him, ladies and please do...So guys, proudly raise Old Gory; ladies, give it the 3-finger salute!

"tiny no entry sign"

I was going go see you Marla.
I spent all night reading my origami book.
I just spent 3 hours making a TP rose.
I figured out how to put it in my butt to surprise you.
And now you will turn me away?

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Just raise your rates by $25 and offer the same as a discount for anyone who showers at your incall. Problem solved.

or how about instead of the shake right after the leak, rinse it too? i hate when a guy excuses himself to leak the lizard and expects some mouth action right after without a sink rinse.

2 pages already and not one "Klingon" joke? Am I THAT old? I mean, c'mon, TP is supposed to circle Uranus searching for Klingons, NOT leave litter on the Hershey Hiway. Even those Charmin Bears in the woods know better!

i have NO clue how to put a video in a post....so, here's a quickie link. (the shortest vid I could find. Don't know why it didn't dawn on me before to say this.)


TP for.....

Beavis & Butthead on a hooker board. Angie, you rock.

Beavis & Butthead on a hooker board. Angie, you rock. Originally Posted by rcinokc

what can I say?

thank you, thank you!

http://youtu.be/xhaB7wx96Fg

I personally never deduct shower time from play time as an extra incentive for the man to not worry about it deducting from his time.

It happens too often when a guy walks in and you point them to the well stocked restroom to freshen up where they say "I'm fine." I think that even if you showered right before you left the door, in this heat some perspiration has transpired from point a to b and it's just nice to even do it as a reassurance to the lady that she can dive in with no worries!!