THINGS YOU SAY DURING SEX....

I love hearing or saying-- "Let's get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!" Originally Posted by Cpalmson

I think that phrase is licensed so you might have to pay a royality to the Showtime boxing announcer.

I love how this guy interprets what his wife/S.O. says during sex the wrong way.

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS "Business Time"

Here's their TV show version with more instruments and acting between two characters.
This version sounds more like their album's version.
TV Show version

I just hope "I" never misinterpret anything as that man does. Originally Posted by tia travels

Where did they misinterpret anything? Its business time ....

I'm sure you were just being funny, but in case you weren't...

A couple parts "he" misinterpreted:

She says "I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
her meaning: (she's going to bed now)
his interpretation: (she's ready for sex)

She's in the bathroom brushing her teeth, then throws out the recycling/trash.
her meaning is still: (she's going to sleep now)
his interpretation: (it's foreplay)

She puts on an ugly old shirt she uses for exercise at work which has food stains on it.
her meaning: (she's ready for bed)
his interpretation: (you're making me horny)

She says "is that it???"
her translation: (gee whiz that was quick--we barely even started.)
his interpretation: (she's expressing how he hit the mark and she's lovin' it.)

She says: she wants some more...
her translation: (you barely even touched me, you need to continue, I didn't get my rocks off yet).
his interpretation: (she loves it so much she's begging for more.)

Just in today!

"Did you feel that? Feel What? EXACTLY! LOL

Just from saturday night... "not many guys can do that".... it was quite a compliment

I'm sure you were just being funny, but in case you weren't...

A couple parts "he" misinterpreted:

She says "I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
her meaning: (she's going to bed now)
his interpretation: (she's ready for sex)

She's in the bathroom brushing her teeth, then throws out the recycling/trash.
her meaning is still: (she's going to sleep now)
his interpretation: (it's foreplay)

She puts on an ugly old shirt she uses for exercise at work which has food stains on it.
her meaning: (she's ready for bed)
his interpretation: (you're making me horny)

She says "is that it???"
her translation: (gee whiz that was quick--we barely even started.)
his interpretation: (she's expressing how he hit the mark and she's lovin' it.)

She says: she wants some more...
her translation: (you barely even touched me, you need to continue, I didn't get my rocks off yet).
his interpretation: (she loves it so much she's begging for more.) Originally Posted by tia travels

So where is the miscommunication? This rings true for just about all married couples.

Good:Stick it back in


Bad:he says..You know just what a man wants
...... She says..Cause I used to be one

I slipped out and she kinda yelled at me "what'd you do that for!", like she was mad at me for taking it out.... Told her I didn't do it on purpose....lol

That was funny.

OMG, " That Is some Nice Wood"

love it when she asks "are you thinking of baseball?"

When I was younger I was a bit of a cock tease & always thought it funny when guys would say, "Come on baby, just the tip"... lol

I slipped out and she kinda yelled at me "what'd you do that for!", like she was mad at me for taking it out.... Told her I didn't do it on purpose....lol

That was funny. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

It’s always the guys fault!? If it’s really your fault tell this story!

Old man and woman driving low down the road when a young couple pass them. The lady notes that the gal in the car was all but sitting on top of the guy! She complains to her husband, "Look at that... she how in love they are? We use to be like that, what happened to us?" The without missing a beat he say "I haven't moved!"

When you’re done laughing it won't matter whose fault it was!

Good:Stick it back in

Bad:he says..You know just what a man wants
...... She says..Cause I used to be one Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

Oh My!?

This..

is..

going..

to..

be..

the. .

filthiest..

night..

of ..

your..

life!!




Enjoy yourself, stay safe.


Setty (SouthSide)

Tia, I love the Flight of the Conchordes. I even bought that song off Itunes. hahaha. I'm a dork. "not crying" is also pretty hilarious.

No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one