Where in FW do you go when you leave a strip club with blue balls?

No shit.

Sorry, I'm still a little inebriated as I type this.

Monday night, a dancer who's entertained me before, approaches me. I am unable to accommodate her that night, but I tell her that I have a free night out on Wednesday and would like to see her then.

So I show up tonight, and, after about an hour, decide that my happiness for the evening shall come form alcohol rather than companionship. After my second Long Island Iced Tea, I get a text: "WYD". At the time I am getting this, shes 10 feet away, and, given my position at the bacj bar, impossible for hr to have missed me. I reply, "Watching you in someone 's lap. Been here more than an hour. Decided my day wasn't going to get any better so opted for getting drunk. About to leave. "

As usual, I could not draw the attention of anyone else who might have been willing to take two or three hundred dollars to pretend to like me for 20 minutes or so in VIP. But here's the problem: I've drunk too much to be able to arrive home without drawing ire. It's a situation that arises frequently. The only options I can think of are Holistic Hottie, Twin Peaks, or driving around until I am sober enough to show up at home.

Am I missing anything? Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Anytime I let some girl know that I'm going to the club to see her and she doesn't come find me, I just find another pretty girl to do table dances while she waits. Then the original chick can do doubles when she joins the party, as long as she likes to suck other girls titties and play with them.

If the original girl gets pissed off, no big deal plenty of other girls are available.

After I leave the club I hit an AMP if needed.

While there's no 100% sure thing when it comes to strip clubs, I think the point is the success rate for a sc vet should be pretty high. It should be very doable for an experienced guy to have at each club he frequently visits a minimum of 2-3, preferably 4-5 girls that you know are down for fun plus a few more you have on your tdl that are not confirmed yet. If you have this in place then the main times you're leaving dry is when you decide you don't want one of your established girls and you didn't see anything new that was appealing.

If this isn't doable then imho save yourself a lot of money and aggravation if you're going to clubs for extras. It would be better to use clubs as a warm up/cool down for a provider session/amp/studio.

While there's no 100% sure thing when it comes to strip clubs, I think the point is the success rate for a sc vet should be pretty high. It should be very doable for an experienced guy to have at each club he frequently visits a minimum of 2-3, preferably 4-5 girls that you know are down for fun plus a few more you have on your tdl that are not confirmed yet. If you have this in place then the main times you're leaving dry is when you decide you don't want one of your established girls and you didn't see anything new that was appealing.

If this isn't doable then imho save yourself a lot of money and aggravation if you're going to clubs for extras. It would be better to use clubs as a warm up/cool down for a provider session/amp/studio. Originally Posted by KFB

^^ This. Well put. If you're a regular and can't get anything going then you need to examine what you're doing. Use the search button here for tips.

You can always post an ISO here for some incall fun short notice.

Holistic Hottie today. Now I gotta figure out this coming Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

Holistic Hottie today. Now I gotta figure out this coming Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Go for both, yeah.

Anyway, I might visit Bucks FW tonight.