Why Ethel Changed Hotels

lol friend!!
Prostate check-up…

An old guy goes to his doctorfor his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,


“I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bendyour knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
The oldguy obeys and says,“99″.

The doctor says, “Great”.Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99″.

Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your kneesraised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to holdon to your penis to keepit out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
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The old guy begins,

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uf, I think you and SNL should get a room but be carefull, that ain't Ethel you'd
be dealing with. Better eat you Wheaties

uf, I think you and SNL should get a room but be carefull, that ain't Ethel you'd
be dealing with. Better eat you Wheaties Originally Posted by ccrider

I know and that is why I've been hitting the gym lately to build up my strength...

I know and that is why I've been hitting the gym lately to build up my strength...

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

You are gifted my friend, now, if you can add another 20lbs a side
you should be ready.

What? 4 sets of 10 at 135 is not enough??? OMG !!

Your doing sets? I had a hard time lifting that kind of weight one time, hell
she should be able to do chin ups on yours, at least till the damn breaks and the
bar bends. lol

Forget the chin ups.

I'll be plenty happy with something else in close proximity to her chin.