I AM BACK IN SA ENJOYING MY HOT LIL MAMACITA BUNNY JOY WE ARE HERE TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU!!!

Ooooh, ok ok , I see now. I was trying to figure out why they sort of ganged up on you, but I can see now that one got a hard public no from your cute lady friend after he inquired. Ouch!

Some folks just don’t take rejection gracefully honey.

Her pics are gorgeous btw.

I just thought of a great idea!! I say we do a photo shoot and use tortillas as photo props!! Lmao. Let’s do it!! I mean I still don’t see how tortillas are a horrible thing while correlating a sexy body. Hahahaha. In fuckin San Antonio???.... real tacos and lady tacos??! Hon, this “fool” just created the best fuckin slogan of all time. Should you give him a cut after the tortilla shoot rakes it in?!! ��������

Fuck he did you a solid.

Wait, I think I’m just gonna steal it and do it myself! Lmao. DIBS! ������������������������ ��
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Who cares if she retires 25 more times? I mean, what does that have to do w getting your rocks off?? Lmao.

When has the word retire actually mean it’s very definition from real world in this one? I’d say about 7 times out of ten .... what do we always say guys... “they’ll be back”. Both genders.

In all honesty, who here actually has a hard time with or gets constipated over a good “I’m back” story??

Just more reading material in between some of the boring posts. Originally Posted by Ez5417
What’s flippen hilarious is that I really make a HEALTHY VEGAN DOTOX TORTIYAZzz THEY ARE SO GOOD LIKE A FIESTA IN YOUR SIKKKO

MY NEW NAME IS THE DETOX TORTIYA MAMASOTA It just feels so detoxifying to continue to feed your family with your beauty.....LMFBO

Now here’s a blast from the past for all you LIL BLUE BALLED TROLLS

[Staff edit. M]
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I always had a great time with this MILF. I am shocked that she has had 4 children. She looks damn great and has great sexual skills and What a fun time. I have been on the Boards since the ASPD days. Always when in San Antonio I chased this sweetie down and was drained dry by her talents. Going to miss my Tulips Lady and her fine TaTa's. You have my contact. When you get in H-town hit me up. Know you are out of the biz now, but damn will try to take you to a poker room, then to my bedroom. Stay sweet.
LATINA MILF's Avatar
Babe I’m still providing as soon as I make $2400 I’m gonna be out of this BLUE BALL situation I shall be detoxing my panocha 4 everrrr..lol

PLUS ILL NEVER STOP SEEING MY REGZzz no worries babe!!!....lol

I always had a great time with this MILF. I am shocked that she has had 4 children. She looks damn great and has great sexual skills and What a fun time. I have been on the Boards since the ASPD days. Always when in San Antonio I chased this sweetie down and was drained dry by her talents. Going to miss my Tulips Lady and her fine TaTa's. You have my contact. When you get in H-town hit me up. Know you are out of the biz now, but damn will try to take you to a poker room, then to my bedroom. Stay sweet. Originally Posted by Captfire56
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i am in complete aww that you’ve embraced the “Tortilla Lady” title. all it would’ve taken is just a little strength to sweat this out, but it appears that instead, you’ve broken down and accepted the description. i can’t believe, with your own misspelled twist, that you have TORTILLA in your title...WOW.

just FYI, ive NEVER wanted to have an impact on your business. because if i had felt that way, i would’ve slammed you in a review...twice. but i don’t do that. all my reviews are of positive and glorious experiences...not the ones that would make anyone hang their head in shame...

bottom line...you are an attention whore beyond avail. you can’t accept criticism and have a knack for manifesting negative attention, by pointing out your own shortcomings and failing to own them...while placing blame and excuses on your accused. your threads tend to create more grief and despair, then you want the mods to close them...

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...425&highlight=

you claim to be thick skinned, but your actions have proven otherwise.

you’ve stated more than once, that you’re not my cup of tea...and there’s no argument. the first time, driving through your parking garage, you texted to look for the hot chic in the silver dress...and i drove right past you.

at the end of the everyday, you may call me a troll, say my dick is little or talk about my little blue balls, call me cheap...even though im paying your posted rate; of which i see that a qv is still 100. i personally don’t give two shits about what you or any other bungholio thinks or say about me. THOSE THAT KNOW ME, RW AND HOBBY, ARE AWARE OF MY CHARACTER, SINCERITY AND INTEGRITY. IM KNOWN FOR BEING FORTHRIGHT AND BRASH. I POST FUNNY SHIT THAT OFTEN BRINGS LAUGHTER, INVOKES DEEPER THOUGHT, AND GENERATES LIKES THAT SHOCKS THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

in conclusion...you are one annoying individual. and that opinion is shared by many in our community...mongers and providers alike. but who cares...am i right?

so put that on your comal, roll it into your detox taco, and EAT IT!
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https://imgur.com/i63FpFE

This is what comes to mind when I hear 'tortilla lady'.
LATINA MILF's Avatar
Lla SHUT THE FLUCK UP YOU CHEAP ASS FOOL I HAVE MORE LOVE IN HERE THAN HATE...YOU IN THE OTHER HAND HAS MORE HATE THAN LOVE.... .THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME BABY.....I WILL CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR YOU AS I DID THE MOMENT YOU TRIPPED ON ME.... SERIOUSLY AT THE END OF EVERY GOOD REVIEW I AM A WINNER....What’s interesting about this whole ridiculous situation is that this whole website was created for hot individuals like muahhh.... not for trolls like you and you wonder why this site keeps crashing..... FOR PETES SAKE BAN THIS MOFO FOREVERRRR.....LMFBO I KNOW CK1942 already stated to me your not welcome to ourhome2 because of your stupid behavior....

DUDE I DONT OWN A SILVER DRESS ....lol. I am wondering if is a provider out there pretending to be me??? If you passed me up why would you enter my door put your hard earned money on my dresser and stick your lil weewee blue balls in me twice...lol.

Now let’s see how many of you agree HedonisticFool is a TROLL STAUKING THE FLUCK OUT OF ME you have over 1,076 NEGATIVE COMMENTS who’s chuckling about what you have to obsessively post....GET A LIFE DUDE...last review 9/30/2018 then you skipped to 3/13/2019 dude are you that broke....lol YOU ARE JUST ONE SAD INDIVIDUAL

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...710&highlight=

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2476061&page=2

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...061&highlight=

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...152&highlight=

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...425&highlight=

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...817&highlight=


Gotta get my rest me & Bunny Joy have a full day of amazing professionals in need of put detoxing blue balls skills...lol

i am in complete aww that you’ve embraced the “Tortilla Lady” title. all it would’ve taken is just a little strength to sweat this out, but it appears that instead, you’ve broken down and accepted the description. i can’t believe, with your own misspelled twist, that you have TORTILLA in your title...WOW.

just FYI, ive NEVER wanted to have an impact on your business. because if i had felt that way, i would’ve slammed you in a review...twice. but i don’t do that. all my reviews are of positive and glorious experiences...not the ones that would make anyone hang their head in shame...

bottom line...you are an attention whore beyond avail. you can’t accept criticism and have a knack for manifesting negative attention, by pointing out your own shortcomings and failing to own them...while placing blame and excuses on your accused. your threads tend to create more grief and despair, then you want the mods to close them...

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...425&highlight=

you claim to be thick skinned, but your actions have proven otherwise.

you’ve stated more than once, that im not your cup of tea...and there’s no argument. the first time, driving through your parking garage, you texted to look for the hot chic in the silver dress...and i drove right past you.

at the end of the everyday, you may call me a troll, say my dick is little or talk about my little blue balls, call me cheap...even though im paying your posted rate; of which i see that a qv is still 100. i personally don’t give two shits about what you or any other bungholio thinks or say about me. THOSE THAT KNOW ME, RW AND HOBBY, ARE AWARE OF MY CHARACTER, SINCERITY AND INTEGRITY. IM KNOWN FOR BEING FORTHRIGHT AND BRASH. I POST FUNNY SHIT THAT OFTEN BRINGS LAUGHTER, INVOKES DEEPER THOUGHT, AND GENERATES LIKES THAT SHOCKS THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

in conclusion...you are one annoying individual. and that opinion is shared by many in our community...mongers and providers alike. but who cares...am i right?

so put that on your comal, roll it into your detox taco, and EAT IT! Originally Posted by HedonisticFool
This bullshit again? Damn HF who hurt you?

I saw her twice while she was in St Louis. She's gorgeous and everything you would hope to see when going to visit a lady who describes herself as a Latina Milf.

Get over it man, you aren't costing her business.
LATINA MILF's Avatar
Awww my Red Knight how are though baby I’m just gonna be over here playing on my violin gonna learn the song for Mama Margies Tortilla Lady Mariachi



This bullshit again? Damn HF who hurt you?

I saw her twice while she was in St Louis. She's gorgeous and everything you would hope to see when going to visit a lady who describes herself as a Latina Milf.

Get over it man, you aren't costing her business. Originally Posted by redbeard087
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Apparently tortillas cause bsc. (they don’t even need responses to talk to themselves)
I’m just waiting for the two of them to turn on each other LOL.
Stay away from tortillas folks... or this might happen to you.
LATINA MILF's Avatar
Ok so I had a wet dream with a side of flashbacks....Hey you Foolish Blue Ball Troll is this the dress you saw me in & passed me up in a garage then entered my panocha with your dinero on my dresser???Well no wonder your calling muahhh a tortilla lady....


HedonisticFool's Avatar
there was no dresser to place a donation on. i wouldn’t expect you to remember what you were wearing, if you can’t remember where the session had taken place. after turning back around and spotting you, instead of burning rubber to get the hell out, i made the mistake and took a chance on you, and you had me drive to the top floor of the parking garage. for someone with so much class, as you have professed, the date was set to take place in the back seat of my Z71 HD. the smell of dirty culo was overwhelming and turned me off, so i had you finish me en tu boca.

Ok so I had a wet dream with a side of flashbacks....Hey you Foolish Blue Ball Troll is this the dress you saw me in & passed me up in a garage then entered my panocha with your dinero on my dresser???Well no wonder your calling muahhh a tortilla lady....


Originally Posted by LATINA MILF
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Sweetness enough already I won this war the moment I was vouched by Hugh Hefner of this whole naughty community .....Loser just do everyone a huge favor let it go it’s just not healthy for you to carry around such hate .......you should have drove away & sent a PM to the thousands of naughty providers out here....oh wait not many left I had so many PM me complaining about you.... Get your stories right I have never done a car date I recall you exaggerating on my shower being all moldy... how many lies you gonna throw out here about me??? NOBODY GIVES A FLUCK NOR BELIEVES YOU....STOP THE MADNESS PEPE only you have the control to take down your stupid sig line & title....your crazy dude seriously it’s just creepy at this point my simile is taking you up to DETOX VENUS

When you get back from Detox Venus how about you just apologize to me & keep it moving HAPPY BLUE BALLING BABE
Latina Milf is great! I had a wonderful time with her. She has the perfect Latina exotic look, and her body is built for fun. I’m hoping I can see her a few more times before she retires.
HedonisticFool's Avatar
you’re either forgetful or have selective memory or just being dishonest about the car date. i drove over to the SeaWorld area...to some apartments with a parking garage. you were most paranoid about getting caught, that you started hanging curtains over my dark tinted windows, with my windshield cover and jackets that i had in my truck. say whatever you want...i have no reason to lie about the session...pestosa

[Staff edit. M] was your prior handle. ironically back then, i had answered your “retirement” post, and even more silly, you mentioned that you had married a millionaire, and he was taking you away from us lol. unfortunately, the 2nd time, i was duped by your latest handle...referencing the moldy shower. and don’t forget the broken down apartment complex. btw, thanks for bringing that back up

Sweetness enough already I won this war the moment I was vouched by Hugh Hefner of this whole naughty community .....Loser just do everyone a huge favor let it go it’s just not healthy for you to carry around such hate .......you should have drove away & sent a PM to the thousands of naughty providers out here....oh wait not many left I had so many PM me complaining about you.... Get your stories right I have never done a car date I recall you exaggerating on my shower being all moldy... how many lies you gonna throw out here about me??? NOBODY GIVES A FLUCK NOR BELIEVES YOU....STOP THE MADNESS PEPE only you have the control to take down your stupid sig line & title....your crazy dude seriously it’s just creepy at this point my simile is taking you up to DETOX VENUS

When you get back from Detox Venus how about you just apologize to me & keep it moving HAPPY BLUE BALLING BABE Originally Posted by LATINA MILF