Certainly. Lots of common sense rules on things to avoid:
1. Nothing difficult to eat. No snails if they’re in the shell; no crab or lobster it has to be taken from it’s shell at the table; any unfamiliar fish on the bone; pasta (depending on how adept you are).
2. Anything you have to eat with your fingers (unless it is a very informal place). No ribs, fried chicken, chicken wings, etc. And anything else inherently messy.
3. The most expensive thing in the menu, especially if it is notable more expensive than the majority if the items. Avoid the $160 6 oz,. Waygu medallion.
4. Anything likely to cause bad breath or gastric distress.
5. Anything likely to call attention to yourself. Flaming drinks; elaborate table side presentations; having to wear a hat, etc.
6. And be very modest in your consumption of adult beverages. One drink or glass of wine. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
I know a woman that gives me the remote to her vibrator (fitted in her panties) while we are in a restaurant. But I have strict orders not to turn it on high while she’s eating. Originally Posted by FunMondayDamn that’s gotta be fun. That’s good shit right there. I haven’t experienced that yet but my SO and I have both said we want to do that. And she didn’t give me restrictions. Can’t decide, what would be more fun? Cheap ass Chili’s with a wide variety of clientele, or a high end place?