How to eat a pussy???

Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
Sam Kinison, "...become an Oriental lickmaster...
Lick the alphabet."
this has to work you know it when she says,
"aah aah aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"
I'm going to practice on Tara Originally Posted by geniusman
Can't wait
hahaha this was hilarious <3
lilsmurf's Avatar
My tongue is always tired.
There's nothing better than eating a girl with my finger insider her feeling her vagina squeezing and pulsing as she gets close to and achieves orgasms. Makes me want to stay there for hours.
pyramider's Avatar
What . . . no tabassco?
Judge Smails's Avatar
Mak,

I need more practice....
Judge do i need to make a road trip again?
Humblestud's Avatar
Sam Kinison, "...become an Oriental lickmaster...
Lick the alphabet."
this has to work you know it when she says,
"aah aah aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!" Originally Posted by sancocho
This is excellent advice. There is a girl I meet where all I do is eat her. Her favorite letters are M-X.

Want to know the secret to superb ass eating? Do the same, only write the *Greek* alphabet with your tongue!
Maybe a thread "How NOT to eat pussy" would also be in order.

DON'T suck the entire pussy as hard as you can!!(it stretches out the pussy lips and hurts)

DON'T bite anything(and yes,sir,a nibble to you is a bite to us)unless you ask first!

DON'T jam your finger in whilst you dine-slowly insert and wiggle it-after her permission of course.

I'm sure there are more but these stand out in my mind, because unfortunately many hobbyists are guilty of doing these very things! H
Deja Dubois's Avatar
Please turn down before clicking on link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y44XW3whxPM

Use your neck and back...
Olesweetie's Avatar
Do y'all think every gal likes it the same way? I promise they don't and I have been around. I suggest you ask her to specifically tell you what she likes. Makes things go a lot easier.
BobRoberts's Avatar
count me in, I've been training on an Olympic level for a while now.


soon to be known as: BobRoberts
muffdivinman57's Avatar
Makenzee,
I have done some muff divin at your place & will soon b back for for more
I suggest you ask her to specifically tell you what she likes. Originally Posted by Olesweetie
Now that's a man that knows how to please a woman!!!!!