Does she scare the hell out of you?

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F*** Austin, he is on sabbatical!!!!
Just kidding of course Originally Posted by Exchequer
She already did Ex! Like 7 times! Besides, just because I’m on a sabbatical doesn’t mean that I can’t admire her from afar or comment on a post pertaining to her, No?
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Don’t be scared of Zen! She’s a legend in the scene and a consummate professional. I guarantee you’ll have an awesome time filled with passion and leave with an extra skip in your step. Those stellar reviews aren’t bullshit Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist

Extra skip? Really??? She wore the fuck out of me. But I have said too much. Review to come soon!
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“It was in 2017 when Zenovia posted her famous “luggage cart” photos”

That is exactly what got my ass to call her in September 2017! Deny myself I could not do! After that it was “Hello Austin dahling. How are you doing my glazed lover”. Lol. She had me hooked then!
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Seen her many, many times - there is nothing to fear and very much to enjoy! Originally Posted by SpankyJ
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Once I was also scared of that photo but when you think about it, do you think you will have a dull ass time with her or not? I don't believe that image of her conjures up visions of doing crosswords, does it?

BTW I got over being scared of Zenovia during the weekend! Review to cum soon!!! Originally Posted by Exchequer
LOL maybe I should replace the mask photo with the luggage cart photos... hmmmm
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Don’t be scared of Zen! She’s a legend in the scene and a consummate professional. I guarantee you’ll have an awesome time filled with passion and leave with an extra skip in your step. Those stellar reviews aren’t bullshit Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist
Much love PTH.. We definitely need to rekindle our playdate, I must admit, there were some moves I left out that I really wanted to experience with you
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She already did Ex! Like 7 times! Besides, just because I’m on a sabbatical doesn’t mean that I can’t admire her from afar or comment on a post pertaining to her, No? Originally Posted by austin88998833

7X that's all lol. You can admire me anytime Austin dahling.. thank you for doing so. Speaking of glazing...let me know when your ready, I most certainly am!!
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Extra skip? Really??? She wore the fuck out of me. But I have said too much. Review to come soon! Originally Posted by Exchequer
but I bet you slept well that night mi amor
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Y’all are so much fun!!
Youse guys if you be in Chicago.


Bacon - don’t play dumb with me. I know you read that in under a minute. You come on here acting like you are some kind of barely literate slow reader. Ain’t foolin me!

And who is this guy claiming I wrote a book!!! Why, that little bit would hardly fill the sidebar of a Penthouse magazine article!!!

Austin, congratulations for being a braver man than I am!! Thanks for the encouragement.

Tx Guy, you ought not never ever be surprised by anythang on eccie.

Ain’t know reason fer eny of you’ens to be skeert of my ritins. I done bin on hyar might near long as eccie bin round, an I ain’t not never outed nary one uv you dogs!!! Never outed no gals kneethur!!! Ain’t never tried to harm knowbody on here atall. An I let awl the gals in my basement a loose. Wuz costin two much to feed em! Oh, fiddle stix, jist cought myseff tellin’ a windy. Fergot fer a minete I ain’t got no basement!!

Exchequer, Spanky, Parttime, thank you for your support & encouragement!
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Armies flee at the sound of my footsteps, boulders crumble into gravel under my stare, grizzlies cower.

Women, beautiful, provocative, passionate, and especially uninhibited women, leave my knees knocking together. As powerful and intimidating and fearless as I am, my power is no match for the dominance of ZEN. Her force is overwhelming!!!! When she sets her eye on a man, she pierces him. There is no place to hide, no, none!!!

If she clamped her thighs around my head and rubbed her pussy into my face, she might forget I can’t breath!! Maybe I am not man enough to handle the unsuppressed, wild, reckless abandon Zen is capable of. We all have fear of the unknown, and from what I have gathered about Zen, there is much mystery and mystique associated with her. I have heard wild and wooly tales of her xxxxxploits, but omens foreshadow a warning that she has been restraining herself during dates. Even though to you she may seem unrestrained as compared to other women, I portend a storm coming.

Be warned that Zen has only shown the tip of her iceberg. Foreboding signals indicate events of momentous proportions are heading our way. I have watched her advertisements increase in intensity over the years. Even her dress has become bolder and more shameless: look at that black corselet with five straps on the front. Her attitude is becoming more and more brazen. Zen may be cumming to a location near you. Just look for snags of trees looking like they have been through a battle. Underneath will be the bodies of men - xxxxhausted, weary, sapped of strength, drained (especially of a certain fluid), you might even see one TUCKered out. They may be incapable of movement or speech. One thing is certain; each and every one will be SMILING!!!!!!!


News reports will talk of the possibility it was a terrorist attack. Only you will know - the rest of the story.
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Well, looks like I went way to far with my writing this time. Zen is cumming for me and there is no where to run. I figured some might call me crazy and insane, and I wasn’t totally sure how Zen would react, though I had a feeling she would understand, at least somewhat.

I really wasn’t ready for such a warm reaction from Zen!! All her comments to me and to others blow me away!!!!
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at your comment, but his confessions made me moist Originally Posted by Zenovia

Not typical escort talk! Zen's comment is obviously honest, not just a good acting job!!
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You are in need of some Zen Tuck!!!!
I have met all the people I was supposed to.... but one.. YOU!
I don't mean to "scare" anyone with the passion I possess, my energy seems to elude me, giving fair warning that if you aren't ready to be influenced into spontaneous, adventurous, open mindedness play, then its best to look elsewhere.
I definitely felt a connection the moment we corresponded, and wondered why you wouldn't make a move the times I sent you a personal invite. To say the least, I am elated to know your reasons and again, I am honored you feel this way about me.
It has been long enough you sit in torment, I will pm you dates I will be traveling your way.
I feel its best for you to start planning from that point.
I highly look forward to our time together!!
Thank you so very much for the humongous smile on both sets of lips Originally Posted by Zenovia
How can I respond to heartfelt words like these? Zen, you are no ordinary woman!!!
Guess I better start grooming my pubic hair, 'cause there ain't no way out now! Looks like I am trapped! Can't say I am sorry about it either! I am in need of some Zen, yes, I definitely am!!! Thank you seems kind of inadequate, but THANK YOU, ZEN is all I can think to say right now.
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but I bet you slept well that night mi amor Originally Posted by Zenovia

Yes and I was pretty much worthless the next day! But it was well worth it!
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7X that's all lol. You can admire me anytime Austin dahling.. thank you for doing so. Speaking of glazing...let me know when your ready, I most certainly am!! Originally Posted by Zenovia
Just say when my Latino lover! You can glaze me anytime! And we’ll make it 8x! I will be all over it like a bad suit on a preacher!