Sex Jokes

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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A Guy asks his new girlfriend "Do you know the difference between Camping and Anal Sex?"
The new Girlfriend replies "No".
The Guy then asks her "Do you want to co Camping?"
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Two Guys are talking, and the 1st one asks the other one "Do you remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles in the bathtub?"
The 2nd Guy replies "Yea".
1st Guy then states" Well, bubbles got out of Prison yesterday, and He's looking for you!".

A Guy asks his new girlfriend "Do you know the difference between Camping and Anal Sex?"
The new Girlfriend replies "No".
The Guy then asks her "Do you want to co Camping?"
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Two Guys are talking, and the 1st one asks the other one "Do you remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles in the bathtub?"
The 2nd Guy replies "Yea".
1st Guy then states" Well, bubbles got out of Prison yesterday, and He's looking for you!". Originally Posted by biomed1

so a dude blowing his gay boyfriend is a joke to you? Sounds like targeting a group to me. So is targeting gay men against the rules? Or can we target groups if its done in a joke thread? Asking for the many banned members...

Swing and a miss... No judgement or targeting.
You are the one projecting that they are gay.

A lady to me to give 12" and make it hurt, So I fucked her twice & slapped her

so a dude blowing his gay boyfriend is a joke to you? Sounds like targeting a group to me. So is targeting gay men against the rules? Or can we target groups if its done in a joke thread? Asking for the many banned Originally Posted by BK

Just a joke. And funny

Why did the pimp go broke?

He kept getting a penny for his thots.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse. BahahahahA!

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. LOL!

I know what 69 is but what the hell is 77?
The same thing as 69 only you get ate more!

Hahahaha this is my favorite thread !! You guys are cracking me up !

lol

my sister is so dumb
how dumb is she?
my sister bought a vibrator, and broke off three teeth!

What is a68 You do me & I will owe you one