Old Man Rant

Nazis are VERY clean folk I’ll have you know. Not only do they insist on bathing regularly, but also of any house guest they may be entertaining. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Without a doubt!!....Our shower ritual is well documented throughout Deutschland!!!

������������������This is like Freaking Comedy Central O.M.G!�� Originally Posted by VENUSNOVA

What a bunch of losers here, LOL!

Nazis are VERY clean folk I’ll have you know. Not only do they insist on bathing regularly, but also of any house guest they may be entertaining. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Uh no...no...no....no...

I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" : Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

There is plenty 'meaning' to my FREE soap/water ad.
BW since you're not the buyer why examine all the provider ads?

Thanks for noticing my ad and my FREE ad offers but please move on with your psychedelic drama.

Thanks

wtf?!

Lol ... my apologies ... I have no idea who the provider was ... maybe searching "free shower" may bring up her ad.

Take her up on her offer, before she starts charging for the pleasure of washing your ass

Well here she is. I didn't even realize she repiled to this post.

And don't take me opening your ad personal, it's 100% business ... It's well known what my intentions are for monitoring the provider ads.

But the free shower/water part is funny. It doesn't even need to be mentioned.

It reminded me of the bunny ranch where that dead asshole nickle & dimed the poor girls that worked there, he charged them for everything. I'm suprised he never found a way to charge them for the air they breathed while they were there.

(Don't waste your time clicking on the link gents, it won't open for you since I made this thread in the ladies area )

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2502187

There is plenty 'meaning' to my FREE soap/water ad.
BW since you're not the buyer why examine all the provider ads?

Thanks for noticing my ad and my FREE ad offers but please move on with your psychedelic drama.

Thanks Originally Posted by MissJae713

One of my employees sent an email this week I was CC on. One of the sentence contained ATM.

My mind automatically went to the gutter and was thinking Ass to Month. As a supervisor, I was not going to ask. Luckily for me, the intended recipient asked and her definition was "At the Moment"

And don't take me opening your ad personal, it's 100% business ... It's well known what my intentions are for monitoring the provider ads.

But the free shower/water part is funny. It doesn't even need to be mentioned. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Since you're not the buyer you can't comment on what needs to not be mentioned IN MY AD.
Let's dial it ALL the way back shall we? My mentioning of offering a FREE SHOWER/SOAP in an ad
and in other areas on this board isn't a first here. It's been mentioned plenty of times by myself and others.
So, you're slacking on monitoring ads.

Furthermore, can this be the month that you mind your own business and leave everyone else's alone?

Thanks,

You fail to comprehend that monitoring the ads is my business.

I never noticed your "free shower" text before because I rarely read the actual ad.

I normally just look at the providers weekly ad posting history & either RTM it or move on to the next one.

Again, it's not personal. It's all about business, I open the ads & check the posting history of providers I adore, although I admit, I never have to RTM their ads because they are always respectful & within the 7 day compliance.

And your free shower & soap text is still funny & ridiculous at the same time, which is why I mentioned it here. I didn't even realize it was your ad until you spoke up.

In all my years I've only see 2 other ads say that & they were both backpage ads.

Both ads were separately posted in coed by hobbiest & the provider was then ripped to shreds for being so petty as to mention a "free shower".

I mentioned IN MY AD that the shower/soap is FREE so there is no misunderstanding on time.
The shower time is FREE and I don't see anything funny.

As I mentioned before, the FREE shower/soap has been mentioned plenty of other times.
This client didn't think it was funny when he was asked for a tip for using the shower at an incall

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1997049

And to point out comment 24 references FREE shower and FREE soap. Mentioning FREE shower and soap is nothing new

Thx for this post OP.

Now you're just back stepping & trying to save face.

If that was really the case, you would not have mentioned free soap & you would've worded your ad more clearly ... something like "shower does not go against time".

It's obvious your grammar & ability to communicate is fine.

You're not talking about time "free". You're talking about monetary "free".

I'm not stupid. Your ad is clear.

And I don't see how post 24 helps your case. It's a post, not an ad.

I just searched in numerous ways, terms & words & didn't find one ad, other then yours, which mentions free shower & soap.

Don't worry, I won't reply anymore.

I mentioned IN MY AD that the shower/soap is FREE so there is no misunderstanding on time.
The shower time is FREE and I don't see anything funny.

As I mentioned before, the FREE shower/soap has been mentioned plenty of other times.
This client didn't think it was funny when he was asked for a tip for using the shower at an incall

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1997049

And to point out comment 24 references FREE shower and FREE soap. Mentioning FREE shower and soap is nothing new Originally Posted by MissJae713

Most complete thread hijack in a long time.

This is directed to all providers. I am your target demographic, middle age, polite,lots of disposable income, not very well endowed and finish quickly. OK Im kidding about the last two. The message I want to provide is: Letters and pictures do not form a word, Words and pictures do not form a sentence.Making up words do not convey meaning. If I cannot understand your ad or post regardless of your pictures or reviews Im not calling you.
Thank you.
Oh, and keep off my lawn. Originally Posted by peabody

Your replies are to this post....or are they? If you do not understand the acronyms, phrases or words used by these particular ladies, I would suggest that you PM them. There seems to be new words or phrases made up every few months. There are also threads containing these acronyms.